An extra!!!
In response to President Biden’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air “America’s Most Wanted “ TWICE a week.
Traffic Camera.
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth time with the same result.
He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for ‘Driving without a seat belt.’
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted,
“Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up at the sky and said,
“Where?”
I pull that on kids all the time!.....................
They also generally vote socialist (Liberal and NDP in Kanadahar, Democrat in the US) and have no clue about anything.
“I drove down in a convertible.” then she said,
“I didn’t think I’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”
Can I guess her hair color?.....................
The last one is hysterical...!
Many moons ago we did a survey for the high school paper. We asked dozens of graduating seniors simple questions like “which two oceans border the USA” and “which two countries border the USA”. Barely 50% could answer.
Needless to say, they didn’t let us publish the story.
One asked us if the sun was always round. She said “you know, like the moon isn’t always round”.
"Now children, in this room we're going to learn about World War Eleven."
Reminds me of the old “Why is gullible written on the ceiling?” My kids will still fall for that one!
My shrink said to me, “Your problem is you’ve got a split personality. That’ll be $100.”
I said, “Here’s $50. Get the rest from the other guy.”
Remember, almost half the people are below average...
Thanks for the laughs!
ha!
thanks for posting!!
It does happen all the time...
I was lamenting that my favorite candy bar was often sold out of the vending machine. When I mentioned it to the technician he said ‘yeah, we can’t seem to keep it stocked.’
Excellent! Thanks for posting. Enjoyed it.