More turkey slide. True story.
Had a friend several years ago who drove his 911 Porsche from CO to visit a friend of his in PA. They went out to eat in the PA friend’s car, and when they came back the Porsche was all scratched and dented to hell.
Local cops said that a turkey had probably come out of the woods, seen his reflection in the shiny Porsche and attacked the heck out of it.
Insurance did pay to fix it, fortunately. The turkey was never apprehended for the crime.
“We are FARMERS. Badump Ba dum Ba Dum Dum Dum.”
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Turkey story — An elderly neighbor across the street had a turkey break her picture window. She was bleeding from the broken glass as she chased after it. It managed to mess all over her house before she shooed it out.
#898 a few years back we had ginea fowl and wAs given a young beautiful Asian blue peacock. I had to block off the bottom on my sliding glass door because he would attack his reflection inuding using his Spurs