[DUMBGRUNT]

All pets are equal?

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

[a fool in paradise]

That’s just Fiddy Cent’s new cat, Kitty Cent.

[Red Badger]

I thought he was still on crutches!.................

[Flick Lives]

"We're gonna need a bigger litter box!"

[dynachrome]

[JohnBrowdie]

probably nitpicking, but “leads to tense confrontation” sessions unnecessary.

[Veggie Todd]

Tiger is only scary when he's behind the wheel.

[rlmorel]

Look. I love tigers, they are magnificent creatures, and beautiful.

But it is a damned tiger. In a neighborhood.

First, that guy standing there is a complete ignoramus. He has no idea how fast that tiger could be on top of him. None whatsoever. And he likely has a 9mm or something like that pointed at it.

He should have been in a safe place, or he should have had a safe place accessible for easy access and shot the tiger.

The idiocy of people.

[David Chase]

According to the Tiger King guy (now in prison) you can buy a tiger for only $2,000!

[dfwgator]

Rear end: Don't shoot... don't shoot. We're not a tiger. We were just... um...

Ainsworth: Why are you dressed as a tiger?

Rear end: Hmmm... oh... why! Why why... isn't it a lovely day today...?

Ainsworth: Answer the question.

Rear end: Oh we were just er...

Front end: Actually! We're dressed like this because... oh no that's not it.

Rear end: We did it for a lark. Part of a spree. High spirits you know. Simple as that.

Front end: Nothing more to it...

[All stare.]

Well *actually*... we're on a mission for British Intellingence, there's a pro-Tsarist Ashanti Chief...

Rear end: No, no.

Now look...

Rear end: All right, all right. we are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in 1839 and this is the fiftieth anniversary.

Front end: No. We're doing it for a bet.

Rear end: God told us to do it.

Front end: To tell the truth, we are completely mad. we are inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution and we escaped by making this skin out of old cereal packets...

[freepersup]

[AnotherUnixGeek]

A tiger was spotted on the loose in a Houston neighborhood Sunday night — with one man pointing what appears to be a gun at the wild animal.

Getting shot by a handgun is just going to make a full-grown tiger angry. I wouldn't want to make a full-grown tiger angry.

[353FMG]

Invasive species like muzzies.

[rfp1234]

https://theweek.com/articles/487014/oregon-democrat-david-wus-bizarre-tigersuit-photo

[LeoTDB69]

HEY TIGER! GET IN MUH BELLY!

[forgotten man]

That cat would make a nice rug.

[jmacusa]

A tiger, as in Panthera tigris, the largest feline or a WW2 Tiger Mk 6 heavy tank?

Either way you sure wouldn’t want either one of them roaming the neighborhood.