Here is another one for your “this sentence was never written in the history of the world until now” collection.
So he wanted to turn a medium fortune into a small one?
I always ask for alpaca instead of pepperoni on my pizza there. This is all legit.
ALM! Alpaca lives matter! Llama supremacy is a HUGE threat!
No justice! No peace!
... Paycheck Protection Program funds for personal purposes, including to buy alpacas
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I have this image of Daffy Duck saying this line with all the ‘P’ sounds it struck me as funny.
He was forced into it. The guy that regularly spits on pizzas was making too much on unemployment and wouldn’t come back to work.
Dammit. They are so good on a pizza....if you can get over the spit.
When the PPP loan came out, I thought it was a trap.
We’re they alpacas of color? If so, nothing to see here, move along.
MMMMMM...Alpaca cheese...way better than bufalo. Higher on the cheese chain.
Bump
He no longer owns the pizza place (new owners kept the name—I’d change it if I were them). The one time I ate there under
his ownership, I wasn’t impressed.
Indeed he probably lied about having almost 50 employees. Place was tiny.
He’d bought time on an area FM station
for classic hits music and stuff about
bitcoin. Station cancelled it. He used
to come in to another area restaurant I frequented and seemed a bit rude. The site Turtleboy Sports told of him being rude to
customers who complained about his $30 lobster pizza, and doxxing them.