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Watch Robbers Attempt To Rob A Guy Pumping Gas And I Bet You Know How Well That Went
JALOPNIK ^ | 30 April 2021 | Watch Robbers Attempt To Rob A Guy Pumping Gas And I Bet You Know How Well That Went

Posted on 05/01/2021 7:59:31 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

If you’re going to pull up in a van to try and roll some dude pumping gas, you really should realize that your mark will be holding a weapon capable of spraying a noxious, dangerous, highly flammable liquid all over you.

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To: DUMBGRUNT

But the victim still had to pay for the gas.


41 posted on 05/01/2021 9:51:17 AM PDT by Revel
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Twitter link for video:
https://twitter.com/Osvaldo04110700/status/1387907228649332736


42 posted on 05/01/2021 9:53:03 AM PDT by Revel
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To: DUMBGRUNT
That brought much needed therapeutic laughter.
43 posted on 05/01/2021 9:56:33 AM PDT by Manic_Episode ( “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.”)
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To: outofsalt

Has the EPA arrested him for spilling fuel?!


I was thinking something along the same lines. It used to come up when wasp and hornet spray was suggested as defensive weapon anyone could legally have at hand (like a school teacher, for example). Oh no we were told, stiff EPA penalties for using it in an unapproved manner.


44 posted on 05/01/2021 9:57:58 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: ealgeone

lol, he was always my favorite.


45 posted on 05/01/2021 10:02:47 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman.)
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To: deport

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


46 posted on 05/01/2021 10:10:16 AM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And got a gallon all over the interior. Well done.


47 posted on 05/01/2021 10:18:00 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

That was very good.... I liked how the guy filling up his car picked up on the problem in a millisecond and started taking the right action. And he didn’t let up even as they were leaving with their door open!

I had a bad experience at a gas station recently... I put the switch on the pump handle so that it would continue to fill while I washed the front window. All of a sudden I could hear splashing and realized that the pump switch didn’t click it off. I won’t make the mistake of using that thing again. They are generally foolproof but this was the one time it didn’t work....


48 posted on 05/01/2021 10:38:48 AM PDT by hecticskeptic
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Just some Biden voters seeking reparations...nothing to see here.


49 posted on 05/01/2021 10:44:09 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: sit-rep

I don’t believe its in the US


50 posted on 05/01/2021 10:47:32 AM PDT by Bell Bouy II
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Wait until we’re all driving electric.


51 posted on 05/01/2021 10:50:36 AM PDT by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: real saxophonist

+1


52 posted on 05/01/2021 10:52:54 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: deport

Nice pump pressure


53 posted on 05/01/2021 10:58:57 AM PDT by wardaddy (Let me guess FREEPERS are now salivating over Tim Scott.....so predictable just like talk radio weak)
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To: lee martell

Most car washes will remove gasoline easy


54 posted on 05/01/2021 10:59:36 AM PDT by wardaddy (Let me guess FREEPERS are now salivating over Tim Scott.....so predictable just like talk radio weak)
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To: Bell Bouy II

Liquid silicone likely work too

We spray it on tires

That is what called tire shine

Maybe with some darkening argent tossed in


55 posted on 05/01/2021 11:01:39 AM PDT by wardaddy (Let me guess FREEPERS are now salivating over Tim Scott.....so predictable just like talk radio weak)
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To: wardaddy

Nice pump pressure

*********

Yep never seen that kind of pressure at a pump. But he used
it to a big advantage and I bet the perps are wishing they
wouldn’t have felt it either. They have a mess to clean up
in that van.

I suspect they may also get a call from the police before its
all said and done.


56 posted on 05/01/2021 11:09:15 AM PDT by deport ( )
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To: DUMBGRUNT
 
 
Too bad there wasn't a flare pistol handy for a final parting gift.
 
 

57 posted on 05/01/2021 11:37:33 AM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: wardaddy

Everyone is aware gasoline evaporates? Now a lingering odor inside, that’s a little tougher, but they deserve it.


58 posted on 05/01/2021 12:14:53 PM PDT by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O'Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Awesome technique...
He had the pump on full auto...

Only possible addition would have been to have someone else, in a car, chase down the van and fire a flare gun at the van...


59 posted on 05/01/2021 12:47:23 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: lee martell

Just for the record, Dawn is great for removing oil from birds caught in oil slicks, and it also is great at removing natural oils from birds feathers, rendering them vulnerable to getting waterlogged and sinking. Just another brilliant idea from your nitwit greenie friends.


60 posted on 05/01/2021 12:50:31 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard (resist the narrative.)
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