Beavers reportedly knock out cell phone and internet service in Canadian town

foxnews ^ | 4-27-21 | Michael Hollan

[dynachrome]

Well, I can't think of anything that would pass the mods.

[COBOL2Java]

[Blogatron]

Beaver Lives Matter!

[dfwgator]

[logi_cal869]

Jokes aside, soy strikes again.

‘Plant-based’ has consequences, yet someone somewhere will frame this as an animal problem.

[mware]

Saw the title and could not resist dropping in to see the comments.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Maybe Leslie Nielsen?

[Hieronymus]

If you want to see how Big Beaver is an integral part of Canadian culture, you must see the first few seconds of this video. If something comes out of Big Beaver, one might want to think twice about messing with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUb0C0iI_GE&t=70s

[Red Badger]

[Hieronymus]

See 8 for a new take on Canadian Beaver.

I appreciate the Oregon State Cheerleader—Dad did a year there

[dfwgator]

"...and then there's the ALWAYS enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver."

[dfwgator]

I think now Oregon State just uses “Beavs”.

[Bon of Babble]

I think now Oregon State just uses “Beavs”.

Well, in that case, their mascot should be this:

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"...it appears the beavers dug underground alongside the creek to reach our cable, which is buried about three feet underground and protected by a 4.5-inch thick conduit."

That's one heck of a conduit wall thickness. Those were determined beavers.

It appears that the Canadian public school system is doing as good a job as the American public school system. The "spokesperson for Telus" doesn't know the difference between diameter and thickness.

[srmanuel]

That is exactly what I was thinking....

[srmanuel]

who could ever forget, Ward you were a little rough on the beaver last night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfs8LD-GS8

[Hieronymus]

Could be. The relatives that I remain closest to in the state that are most sports oriented unfortunately pull for the Fighting Ducks (though now maybe that has switched to the Pacifist Ducks?).

I do know that they have trashed the term Civil War as somehow being oppressive to non-Whites.

Fortunately, they have yet to figure out that they need to rename Lane County (home of the University of Oregon) which was named after Joseph Lane, the Vice President on the SOuthern Democratic ticket in 1860

[Bonemaker]

[dforest]

Beavers work harder than most humans anymore.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Li'l Beaver, where were you on the night of. . . ?"