Detectives perplexed by mysterious Oregon cattle mutilations

oregonlive.com ^ | Apr 18, 2021 | Garrett Andrews, The Bulletin

[rdl6989]

In before Georgio Tsoukalos.

[DannyTN]

There’s been an increase in UFO sightings. Just sayin..

[Seruzawa]

[Born to Conserve]

We had a cat that ate squirrels with surgical precision.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

See, see! Trump’s racist and homophobic tweets again!!

[Red Badger]

Radical Vegans...........................

[escapefromboston]

Probably caused by a cop kneeling on the cow’s neck

[Eleutheria5]

Can they still fart?

[HighSierra5]

Gotta be an Antifa weirdo. And if not,still round em up just for fun.

[dfwgator]

COW: Moo moo? (Why did you turn some of us inside out?)

ALIEN: Moo moo, moo. Moo. (Oh, that was Carl's fault. He's new.)

ALIEN CARL: Moo...moo...moo. (Yeah, sorry about that. My bad!)

[servo1969]

This again? Didn’t we have this in the 70s?

[Rebelbase]

“straight, even cuts, as if made by a sharp object.”

OMG, only space aliens have sharp objects. We’re doomed.

[edwinland]

If you read it to the end it’s very interesting. Hard to believe at first but there really is a very compelling natural explanation.

[Savage Beast]

"One possible explanation is these were, in fact, natural deaths"

From the description, extraterrestrials and satanic rituals are more likely and bird predation unlikely.

[frank ballenger]

Linda Moulton Howe , a researcher and documentary filmmaker concluded the alleged visitors from space are compiling a dna library.

For what it’s worth.

[Savage Beast]

I think the space aliens are using something like lasers only more advanced.

[frank ballenger]

RE: Probably caused by kneeling on the cow’s neck.

So you believe it was a black cow?

Black cow.
The definition of a black cow varies by region. For instance in some localities, a “root beer float” has strictly vanilla ice cream; a float made with root beer and chocolate ice cream is a “chocolate cow” or a “brown cow”. In some places a “black cow” or a “brown cow” was made with cola instead of root beer.

[z3n]

The aliens are slow then. The CCP is already doing this. The aliens only just need to hack their database.

[frank ballenger]

There’s been an increase in UFO sightings. Just sayin..

From "a lotta" to "a whole lotta." Technically speaking.