[silent majority rising]

And if she gets out of line, he will send twenty heavily armed swat team members and frogmen to drag her out of her house, all the while having CNN filming it so it can be shown to all of her friends and neighbors.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

And if she and her friends go to church, her husband, named Government of Alberta, closes the church down.

[tet68]

He left out the part where the neighbors on one side
riot and threaten to burn down the neighbors on the other
side if she doesn’t do what he wants.