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Wife Loots Target In Name Of Racial Justice, Still Somehow Spends $250
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 20, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/21/2021 5:04:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Local woman Chloe Larson heard that there were protests going on in the name of racial justice. She wasn't really interested, though, until she heard that protesters were looting a local Target. Larson immediately jumped up and shouted "For George Floyd!" as she grabbed her bag and headed out the door.

Baffled sources confirmed that she still somehow managed to spend $250.

"I'm not sure this lady knows how looting works," said one Target employee. "Just out of habit, she came up to our last self-checkout machine that hadn't been smashed in and looted yet and happily spent $250 on her Target card. I tried to tell her everything was free today, but she didn't seem to hear. She said something about getting points on her Target app."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blm; looting; minneapolis; minnesota; riot; satire; target

1 posted on 04/21/2021 5:04:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

DANG!


2 posted on 04/21/2021 5:05:02 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And these people vote. Usually Democrat. Along with reproducing many times.


3 posted on 04/21/2021 5:07:01 PM PDT by sport
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

BB!


4 posted on 04/21/2021 5:08:43 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dangit, BB got me again!


5 posted on 04/21/2021 5:10:48 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Somebody stole my wife’s credit cards. I didn’t report it because the thief was spending less than my wife did.

I think that was Rodney Dangerfield, but not sure.


6 posted on 04/21/2021 5:14:30 PM PDT by Bernard (“When once the guardian angel has taken flight, everything is lost”. – William H. Seward, 1/12/1861)
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To: Bernard
I think that was Rodney Dangerfield, but not sure.

Sounds like something either Rodney or Henny Youngman would say.

7 posted on 04/21/2021 5:49:42 PM PDT by NJRighty ("It's sick out there and getting sicker" - Bob Grant)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

For George Kirby!

I love the Bee.


8 posted on 04/21/2021 5:52:43 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bookmark


9 posted on 04/22/2021 6:51:23 AM PDT by aquila48 (o not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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