Posted on 04/21/2021 5:04:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Local woman Chloe Larson heard that there were protests going on in the name of racial justice. She wasn't really interested, though, until she heard that protesters were looting a local Target. Larson immediately jumped up and shouted "For George Floyd!" as she grabbed her bag and headed out the door.
Baffled sources confirmed that she still somehow managed to spend $250.
"I'm not sure this lady knows how looting works," said one Target employee. "Just out of habit, she came up to our last self-checkout machine that hadn't been smashed in and looted yet and happily spent $250 on her Target card. I tried to tell her everything was free today, but she didn't seem to hear. She said something about getting points on her Target app."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
DANG!
And these people vote. Usually Democrat. Along with reproducing many times.
BB!
Dangit, BB got me again!
Somebody stole my wife’s credit cards. I didn’t report it because the thief was spending less than my wife did.
I think that was Rodney Dangerfield, but not sure.
Sounds like something either Rodney or Henny Youngman would say.
For George Kirby!
I love the Bee.
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