Two Women Get Caught Trying to Use a Fake $1 Million Bill at Dollar General

Newsweek ^ | 4/20/21 | Anabelle Doliner

[Meatspace]

In the latest fraud-related news, two women in Tennessee were caught trying to pay for items using a fake $1 million bill earlier this month.

According to WREG Memphis, the incident occurred at a Dollar General store in Maryville, a suburb of Knoxville. The two women reportedly tried using the bill to pay for numerous gift cards, and, when confronted, they claimed they not to have known the bill was fraudulent.

[FrankRizzo890]

I have one of those. One of my friends is from South Africa, and I asked him to grab me one. Showed up in an envelope a couple of weeks later. “Not worth the paper it’s printed on.”

[Delta 21]

Knee on the neck!! I cant breathe because Im too stoopid!

[Oatka]

For some reason, this reminds me of the guy who said he had a dog worth $1-million. He knew that because he had swapped two $500K cats for it.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

[shotgun]

They probably bought it at the Dollar General, unwrapped it, and then went on their spending spree

[RedwM]

And the sound.

[Rebelbase]

I was in a Dollar Tree once when a guy tried to pass a bogus $100. The manager ran him out of the store.

[Rebelbase]

A few years back a friend of mine found a stack of $50 bills he had stashed 20 years earlier and forgotten about.

He didn’t get the cops called on him but he did have a few issues with uneducated cashiers.

[Rebelbase]

“Not worth the paper it’s printed on.”

That was then. My son bought one at a coin shop 10 years ago for $15.

[rxh4n1]

Commies on the Police Control Board sent Tricky to Harlem, telling him he was going to the UN to make a speech.

[rxh4n1]

I used to keep dollars in a desk drawer, my wife used to swipe them and play the lottery. So I put a $3 Bill Clinton bill and she gave it to the lottery guy and he just laffed. She stopped grabbing my change after that.

[Chickensoup]

GB is hopeless.

Once proud tribes.