1 posted on
04/19/2021 8:54:02 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Too bad he couldn’t shoot it.
2 posted on
04/19/2021 9:00:11 PM PDT by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: BenLurkin
“A crowd gathered to watch, with some whipping out their cellphones”
I’ll bet when the rattlesnake jumped and bit the man, some lady in the crowd screamed. In the movies, somebody always screams, as though it was a complete shock that a snake would bite a person.
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Did he say “Hold my beer” first?
5 posted on
04/19/2021 9:04:49 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(Any comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
To: BenLurkin
Dumb fool! He should have used pliers!
6 posted on
04/19/2021 9:06:14 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: BenLurkin
7 posted on
04/19/2021 9:06:39 PM PDT by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: BenLurkin
Dude, you’re supposed to kill it before you BBQ it.
8 posted on
04/19/2021 9:07:29 PM PDT by
Bullish
(CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
To: BenLurkin
If you can’t handle a rattlesnake, how do you go pee?
I carry, not for snakes. I carry in case I have to shoot a dumbass.
To: BenLurkin
The man was bitten near the thumb on his left hand while he apparently attempted to pick up the venomous snake with a pair of barbecue tongsIf you have a tong in both hands is that a pair of tongs or a pair of tongs squared? Just asking for a friend.
13 posted on
04/19/2021 9:20:43 PM PDT by
Starstruck
( Since I'm old I don't whether I'm senile or brilliant. Or happily both.)
To: BenLurkin
If you’re a snake and a Texan is coming after you with BBQ tongs, you might be in trouble.
California...maybe not.
14 posted on
04/19/2021 9:30:00 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
15 posted on
04/19/2021 9:43:41 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: BenLurkin
Equipped with tongs that reach about 5 feetMust be log grabbing tongs for a wood fired grill. They probably wouldn't have even grabbed tight enough. Shoulda grabbed a shovel and chopped it's head off.
16 posted on
04/19/2021 9:47:00 PM PDT by
Pollard
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To: BenLurkin
“We’re gonna need a bigger set of tongs...”
No, not really. This is just one reason why I carry a Walther PPS!
17 posted on
04/19/2021 9:49:11 PM PDT by
snuffy smiff
(Vsetko Umiera! Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
To: BenLurkin
Did he catch the Corona Virus? Would a mask have protected him? Or, if he was wearing one, did it fail him?
19 posted on
04/19/2021 9:51:37 PM PDT by
Reno89519
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To: BenLurkin
A real man would've used these:
To: BenLurkin
He needed a shovel. Simple.
22 posted on
04/19/2021 10:03:48 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(Working like Crazy to support the Lazy.)
To: BenLurkin
“warned the public against using items such as cooking utensils to remove them.”
Why? Steve Irwin cooks with his hands and catches poisonous snakes with his hands. Or I should say used to. Stingrays may require a different approach.
To: BenLurkin
Animal Services Commander Chris Mayer warned the public against using items such as cooking utensils to remove them.Not even a grapefruit spoon?
25 posted on
04/19/2021 10:24:57 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Will the Younger Dryas Impact you? )
To: BenLurkin
“against using items such as cooking utensils”
How are you supposed to cook them? Heard rattler meat is tasty.
30 posted on
04/19/2021 10:57:44 PM PDT by
doorgunner69
("Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.." -Joseph Stalin)
To: BenLurkin
The real disappointment was he couldn’t fork that ratteler and throw it on the BBQ. It would have made some good eating.
33 posted on
04/19/2021 11:34:56 PM PDT by
jonrick46
( Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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