Oh, Gno!
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Serious shortage here. Open the canal asap!
2 posted on
04/15/2021 4:27:01 PM PDT by
dforest
(huh?)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
That's the last straw! I can put up with anything else but now I'm just heartbroken.
3 posted on
04/15/2021 4:39:14 PM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
My garden gnome will probably outlive me, so no gnome crisis here. But we are having the 2nd pickle shortage here in the last 6 months. WTH? I’m talking the fresh crunchy dill pickles in the refrigerated section, not the floppy pickles in the condiment isle. No new stock for 3 weeks now! I even went to a deli that makes their own and the guy in front of me bought the last 3. I was stocked up on TP, paper towels and bacon, but who saw a pickle shortage coming? I guess my garden gnome will be guarding the cucumbers I just planted...
4 posted on
04/15/2021 4:46:33 PM PDT by
ETCM
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I remember when gnomes were made with pride right here in the US.
6 posted on
04/15/2021 4:58:30 PM PDT by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
First world problems... LOL!
7 posted on
04/15/2021 4:59:50 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
("When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
8 posted on
04/15/2021 5:00:16 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
No relief anytime soon. Egypt has impounded the ship until it’s paid $1 billion in damages.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Probably can use some small “migrant” children. God knows we’ve got plenty.
Dress them up, give ‘em a few bucks to stand around. Everybody’s happy.
I also hear Dennis Kucinich is in need of a gig...
11 posted on
04/15/2021 5:07:03 PM PDT by
chrisser
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I thought they came from the west coast of Alaska...
12 posted on
04/15/2021 5:07:25 PM PDT by
null and void
(The media decides what news you can see and NOT SEE. But don't you dare call 'em Not-Sees)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
13 posted on
04/15/2021 5:14:44 PM PDT by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
COVID killed them all.
14 posted on
04/15/2021 5:15:04 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
America has a good supply of repulsive female and male gnomes. Check the list of DemocRAT congresscritters.
Feel free to purchase, install, and smash the living s**t outta them. Warning, we’re talkin’ an awful lot of s**t.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
We'll always have the
Doom Goblin
16 posted on
04/15/2021 5:16:27 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
How about Robert Reichhhhhhh ?
19 posted on
04/15/2021 5:51:25 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Can you eat a gnome?
5.56mm
21 posted on
04/15/2021 6:07:47 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Gnome tryout reject.
22 posted on
04/15/2021 6:12:34 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: Diana in Wisconsin
LOL! Get out the chain saw, grab some old stumps, and...
24 posted on
04/17/2021 6:43:57 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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