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Oklahoma Man Steals Doritos Truck Resulting in 100-Mile Chase
The delivery vehicle was idling at a gas station when the thief made his move.
food and wine ^
Posted on 04/13/2021 11:13:58 AM PDT by mylife
Look, we're all well-adjusted adults here, so we already know that there isn't a "best" vehicle to steal. (And we're not just saying that because our moms read this site.) But the absolute worst kind of motor vehicle to make off with is probably the one that an Oklahoma City man recently stole.
According to the Enid Police Department, 34-year-old Joshua Karpe allegedly helped himself to a Frito-Lay truck—one that had a giant, immediately recognizable picture of Doritos on the side of it—as it idled in the parking lot of a gas station in Oklahoma City. The Frito-Lay driver saw Karpe pulling away with his truck and tried to get him to stop, but the thief kept driving. And driving. And driving.
Karpe led officers on an hour-long chase that covered almost 100 miles and stretched across three counties. The pursuit of the snack chip-covered truck required the participation of four different law enforcement agencies: the Oklahoma City Police Department, the Enid Police Department, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol and the Garfield County Sheriff's Office.
"I would love to know the motivation of stealing a truck that's very, very easy to spot and doesn't go very fast," Capt. Jeff Spruill of the Oklahoma City Police Department told KFOR. "What do you think you're going to do with a truck like that?"
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To: gundog
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:29:55 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: DannyTN
If they crash into each other it could be delicious irony
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:30:02 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: mylife
Just imagine if they’d have legalized pot in OK. LOL!
Gotta keep those Doritos under lock and key.
To: Paladin2
That young fellow was just making off with what would have been a long-term supply of Doritos in his parents’ basement, while he was gaming and needed sustenance. Seemed logical at the time....
Tropisms excite some pretty powerful and basic drives.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:36:05 AM PDT
by
alloysteel
(¡Viva la Revolución! It worked for Castro....)
To: Mr. Rabbit
"Hey, come back here! Dat's nacho cheese!"
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:36:32 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
the very best..
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:37:03 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
hour-long chase that covered almost 100 miles
He must have had the pedal pushed thru the metal.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:37:29 AM PDT
by
deport
( )
To: deport
He must have had the pedal pushed thru the metal. That close to the engine block had to give him Tostitoes.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:39:18 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:40:18 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
“Oklahoma Man Steals Doritos Truck Resulting in 100-Mile Chase...”
He was just looking for a safe place to pull over and let the cops arrest him. Was he wearing an Army uniform?
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:40:57 AM PDT
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: mylife
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:41:02 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: mylife; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
Was it mother's day? The truck could have been full of bottles.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:42:14 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Army Air Corps
Yep, this is what happens when Pot is legalized
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:43:59 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:44:22 AM PDT
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: mylife
sounds like a great episode of chips...
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:45:32 AM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: gundog
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:45:50 AM PDT
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: mylife
To be forever known as the Dorito Bandito.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:47:14 AM PDT
by
shotgun
To: mylife
To be forever known as the Dorito Bandito.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:47:17 AM PDT
by
shotgun
To: mylife
Karpe led officers on an hour-long chase that covered almost 100 miles and stretched across three counties. A Doritos Truck that could do 100 mph? Oh I think not.
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:48:00 AM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
04/13/2021 11:48:50 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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