Just ignore the last few lines, but this really hit home.
I nominate the anonymous emailer for PRESIDENT!
Gattaca 2024
Add in the ending of daylights savings and you’ve got my vote.
I can dig it but....
Pipe dreams baby.
The free chitt ship sailed so long ago that its over the horizon and never coming back.
Free chitt is baked into the mindset now. No longer a temporary helping hand it has become a career choice.
No Ho Hos.....that’s just funny right there....
Simple urine tests are far too easy to fake. Waste of taxpayer $$$.
AND while you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
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But, but.... Voting is a Constitutional Right??
What? It’s not?
Nevermind.
I still gets my Obama Foam, don’t I?
Put me in charge of food stamps. No cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s...
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No Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s?
I’m all for that. That describes Biden and Harris perfectly.
Ditto for while employed by government. If you receive more from government than you pay in taxes, then NO VOTE FOR YOU.
ML/NJ
Did you ever wonder how those destitute people fleeing poverty in central America raise the thousands of dollars to pay human smugglers?
Like, maybe, they aren’t that poor to begin with?
The local welfare office secretary quit after realizing the clients were taking in more freebies than she was making working 40/hrs wk.
I’ll gladly be your assistant (or enforcer)!
2024!!! I’ll put out a sign and flag!!
What about half priced Ho hos or Ding Dongs from the Hostess Day-Old store?
You are just going to hurt everyone’s feelings.
Put me in charge of immigration.
To be eligible you must be able to:
Read, write, and spell in English.
Must pass a test on American history and the Constitution.
Must not have any debilitating health issues.
Never have be caught in the Untied States or attempting to enter illegally.
Must have a financial sponsor.
Can’t use any safety net programs.
Must not be convicted of a felony.
Any violation you will voluntarily self deport.
I applied for that exact job the day after President Trump was elected.
My plan included something else that is very important and it would bring an end to violent crimes. All murderer’s, rapist, child molester’s, cop killers, drug dealers, and carjacker’s would serve their sentences on prison ships.
These ships give us a good use for decommissioned navy vessels. If they are good enough for 3000 sailors to live on they are better than criminals deserve.
There would be no guards, supplies could be air dropped onto the deck once a month and the whole system would be self rule. Survival of the fittest. Violent crimes would drop to record lows. Ships could be anchored 100 miles off shore.
Bingo!