Posted on 04/11/2021 6:38:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Milwaukee man tried to break into the elephant enclosure at a local zoo to “impress his daughter,” authorities said.
Armond Bullocks allegedly climbed over a locked fenced area in the outdoor exhibit at the Milwaukee County Zoo, around closing time on Wednesday, local outlets reported.
He then began to scale a second fence — but was stopped by park workers before reaching the zoo’s two African elephants, officials said.
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Armond Bullocks.....some of these names rival the Bee
Probaly was not.
What an idiot. Hope that is a good zoo because African elephants are endangered. We love them very much, and most assuredly don’t love this idiot.
Off with his head!!
Wakanda Forever!
Don’t pet the bison.
I bet is very impressed by how dumb her father is. I am.
Cheeseheads shouldn’t Badger the Elephants, even if Penn is hosting.
Down with the Big Ten, up with the SEC
Roll Tide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fXHSRx3M5o
They should have let him in. Then he could be impressed by the elephants.
I took a gal to the Sydney, Australia Zoo (or actually, she took me). We were young and silly and I climbed on the fence to get a closer look at the giraffes. I wasn’t going to climb over I just wanted get a clear view. They saw me and instead of running away they started running towards us! Didn’t take me long to climb back down :-)
I can only assume that they thought I might be bringing them food.
“...And that was the last time mah Baby Mama let me take
Laqueshia out for some Father-Daughter fun time.
What’s wrong with women today?”
As you could guess this zoo sells beer. It's to boost father participation.
He should have gone down to the Audobon Zoo where they all ask’d for you.
The monkeys asked
The tigers asked
And the elephant asked me too
Ancient riddle: What’s the black stuff between the elephant’s toes? Slow Natives.
His sweatshirt says Univ. of Wisconsin. Wonder if he’s a graduate and will he be included in the next alumni magazine section of “Where are they now?”
I’m impressed by his level of stupidity.
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