(Bleep) Southern Women Say, Episode 1 [video]

Youtube ^ | 10/31/2012 | Southern Women Channel

[simpson96]

Title says it all. Funny video.

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1 [video]

[luvie]

That was a hoot, y’all....bless their hearts!

[luvie]

Yer guuuud!

[Bob434]

[[LOL! I haven’t heard anybody say ‘a pot to piss in’ since my Grandmother died...]]

I hear that all the time- course they’re talkin about me when they say it

[LastDayz]

Nor a window to throw it out of.

[Bob434]

which is a good thing, because you don’t wanna accidentally throw the baby out window with the bathwater

[Truthoverpower]

Yeeeeeeee. Haaaaaaaw !

[Flycatcher]

I’m a westerner who moved to the South a few years ago. For nearly 60 years, I had never heard anyone say “I’m fixin’ to...”

Now I hear it multiple times a day here in Arkansas. Lol.

[moovova]

Ok...I AM SO subscribed to their channel, bless their hearts.

[moovova]

“I don’t get it.”

You need to get out more.

Bless your heart.

[LastDayz]

Didn’t matter anywho as we were so poor that the garden hose was our bath/shower from the well.

[Bob434]

You had a Barden hose? You lucky duck.

[Bob434]

Barden hose. Doh. Garden hose I meant

[KYGrandma]

I agree, as a southern woman with a country accent. Michiganders thought I was southern, and Texan’s thought I sounded northern. Go figure. I can do the southern woman when I have to!

[Albion Wilde]

I'm a southerner who learned to speak northern in order to deal with big expense-account clients from New York, Philadelphia, DC and Boston. Many of them never suspected; and were horrified to learn I went "down there" and had actually eaten at Burger King or Cracker Barrel, or had shopped at Walmart. I learned to keep it to myself.

But one time a big client complained to me how much it had cost to have his BMW repaired, and I let slip a soft little, "Lord have mercy." He didn't understand what I said, and asked me to repeat it. Since he was not religious in any sense, I declined, but he insisted. So I enunciated it, but in "northern"—quiet, bland, and dry, like reading a financial report. He did not get the full, "LAWWWWD! Have MUSSY!" treatment—and thus will never really know, nor live.

Bless his heart.

[thecodont]

I’m a westerner who moved to the South a few years ago. For nearly 60 years, I had never heard anyone say “I’m fixin’ to...”

Mississippi. Texas.