Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet

babylonbee.com ^ | 4/9/2021 | staff

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As the Derek Chauvin trial continued this week, the nation began bracing for the most peaceful protests so far.

"We're getting ready for some really peaceful protests," said one business owner as he boarded up his storefront. "We ain't seen nothin' yet when it comes to just how peaceful Black Lives Matter can be."

While last summer, BLM unleashed their mostly peaceful brand of protests, they said at the end of this trial, they will be unleashing their most powerful weapon: entirely peaceful protests, involving even more peaceful bricks, Molotovs, and more peaceful deaths.

Black Lives Matter representatives announced that that they will definitely be rioting if Derek Chauvin is acquitted. They also said they would riot if he is convicted. Additionally, they said they would just be rioting no matter what so everyone should get ready.

"We will riot if Chauvin is acquitted," said one spokesperson for the movement gathered outside the courthouse in Minneapolis. "And also, you know, if he's convicted. Yep, we'll still be rioting then. In fact, we'll be rioting no matter what happens, so buckle up, America. You thought last summer was bad? Get ready for peace."

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[MHGinTN]

At just one of these BLM terrorist 'parades with violence' three or four well placed snipers would end the spectacles being planned. Just sayin'

There is a way to stop this terrorism from Soros paid BLM terrorist racists.