Please stop.
I’m in!
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
“OFST?”
I recently attended a racial sensitivity seminar.
The first task was to go to the front of the room, take a marker, and list things that would offend people on the whiteboard.
IRISH FATHER
I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons,
and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn’t like it so I drank it.
Then I got him a Heineken. He didn’t like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Stella, Sam Adams, Miller Lite, and Corona.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey . . .
I could hardly push the stroller back home.
“I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for
seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the
front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut,
then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said,
“If you don’t let me unlock the door, you’ll never get in”
🅻🅴🆃 🅼🅴 🆂🅷🅾🆆 🆈🅾🆄 🆃🅷🅴 🅳🅰🅽🅲🅴 🅾🅵 🅼🆈 🅿🅴🅾🅿🅻🅴
A policeman pulled me over.
Me: “You can’t give me a ticket. I have to run a marathon.”
Policeman: “That’s not how you play the race card.”
The GrEaT ULtra MaGA KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JpCZ0rhzk