Old people, I swear.
Old people, I swear.
LOL, poop slide.
You remind me of one of the times I took my mom to the specialist she sees for her digestive issues. She and another old “nearly 100 year old person” sat there and talked about their bowel movements. Neither one could hear good so everybody in the building heard the conversation.
My sisters get to take her now. :-)
eeeeek overly vivid imagination eeek
Remember the hoax on the plane crash a few years back, where they tricked the newscasters?
Pilots names were supposedly
Sum Ting Wong.
Wi Too Lo.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ding Bang Ow.
And they got the newscasters to say the names on the air?
Okay. So I guess we’re on a booty hole colon slide now?
Old people, I swear.
As a getting-old person, reading all this stuff utterly gives me the hair-standing-on-end creeps! I am so glad I never went to doctors or had any invasive tests or brutal exams done, and am determined more than ever to keep it that way. If it shortens my life by a few years then SO BE IT. I don’t have a death wish, and will continue to eat nutritiously and take care of myself to the best of my ability, but that’s it. God alone knows the number of my days.
I do not want to die in a hospital. When I get old and/or ill, I’ll make sure any of my remaining cats always have plenty of water to drink. They won’t go hungry before I’m found, when I die. They’ll know what to do - they’re cats, after all. And I’ll be pretty much organic, or at least drug-free, meat, though maybe a tad “stringy”; LOL...