[Carl Vehse]

Next UA will hire comatose pilots.

[Quentin Quarantino]

It’s glaringly obvious that we need more Muslim Supremacists in the cabin. Y’know, quotas and all that.

[White Lives Matter]

Expect a lot of crashes. DIEversity kills!

[ALPAPilot]

https://www.aviation24.be/airlines/united-airlines/united-airlines-boeing-757-suffers-extreme-hard-landing-at-newark/

Affirmative Action

[eyeamok]

All that matters in a pilot is their skill.

Racist White Supremacist dribble. In today's world of participation trophies for everyone, there should be no distinction between peoples perception of another persons purported "skill"

[systemjim]

Could somebody please tell me how on earth requiring an ID to vote is racist?

Oh, never mind. I just remembered that for these people EVERYTHING is racist!

[eyeamok]

I should point out that this is already happening with ATC, it won’t turn out well

[Heartlander]

"If some people had wings and others didn't, and the government wanted to enforce "fairness," soon no one would have wings. Because wings cannot be redistributed, they can only be broken. Likewise, a government edict cannot make people smarter or more capable, but it can impede the growth of those with the potential. Wouldn't it be fair if, in the name of equality, we scar the beautiful, cripple the athletes, lobotomize the scientists, blind the artists, and sever the hands of the musicians? Why not?"
- Oleg Atbashian, Shakedown Socialism

[chief lee runamok]

""Now, let me be clear: I don't agree with the electoral reforms either - because while they may reduce fraudulent voting, they will also massively reduce legitimate voting too.""

morgan entirely blows up any of his credibility with this statement.

No explanation on how this will suppress legitimate voting.

A pox on him.

[cgbg]

Chimps are next.

The woke folks are just waking up to the specieist hegemony!

[Seruzawa]

How about paraplegics? Don’t they deserve a chance?

Amputees? This is limb discrimination!!

[PapaBear3625]

A pilot needs to be intelligent, able to make quick decisions in a crisis, and remain calm when facing danger.

If they throw out looking for those qualities when trying to get nice diversity numbers, I’m not flying their airline.

[Bigg Red]

Blind pilots. Good one.
How about drug-addicted pilots?

[oldenuff35]

I do not do affirmative action doctors or pilots.

Sorry united you are now on my no fly list.

[Vaduz]

New job requirements
Please stand by the pigmentation chart
Please list your nationality on the chalk board
Do not state your gender

[Boogieman]

He’s a Pilot Wizard, there has to be a twist,
A Pilot Wizard, got such a supple wrist!

Ain’t got no distractions
Can’t hear air traffic control
Don’t see the radar flashing
Flies by sense of smell
Always sticks the landing
Never seen him crash
That deaf, dumb and blind guy
Sure flies a mean aircraft

[ridesthemiles]

I remember when a man who was LEGALLY blind tried to get a job as a UPS driver.

They refused him.

He sued.

The judge gave the guy a lecture & threw it all OUT OF COURT...in the 80’s, IIRC.