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Democrats Propose Requiring Vaccine Passports For Voting SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | April 3, 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/07/2021 1:49:25 AM PDT by gattaca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have proposed a controversial new law that would require vaccine passports for voting. The bill currently under deliberation in Congress would ban all forms of ID for voting -- because that's racist -- but require voters to show their COVID-19 vaccine passport at polling places.

Republicans and Democrats alike were confused by the proposal, not sure if they agreed with it or not. "I like requiring people to show documentation to vote, but not like this, I don't think," said one Republican man in Georgia. "I'll have to think about it."

"No one should have to show documentation to vote," said a liberal woman in Georgia. "Except, well, yeah, vaccination papers, I guess."

"We must make sure the people who are voting are fully vaccinated against this incredibly deadly virus," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "They must wear full face masks, and of course, won't be asked to show ID. We won't know who they are, but we will know they are safe from COVID-19."

"This is much better than that racist law in Georgia."

At publishing time, Pelosi had admitted she hadn't actually read Georgia's election law, but declared that "we have to overturn it to find out what was in it."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; vaccinepassports

1 posted on 04/07/2021 1:49:25 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca
At publishing time, Pelosi had admitted she hadn't actually read Georgia's election law, but declared that "we have to overturn it to find out what was in it."

Now that, is funny, but it sounds exactly like something that wench would do. 😁

2 posted on 04/07/2021 1:59:18 AM PDT by Mark17 (US Air Force, retired. It was a long 20 years. )
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To: Mark17

Babylon Bee knocking this one outta the park.


3 posted on 04/07/2021 2:17:10 AM PDT by Kevmo (The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
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To: gattaca

I’m old enough to remember when Babylon Bee did satire.


4 posted on 04/07/2021 2:21:50 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: gattaca; Liz; AT7Saluki

The Bee reads me! Ha!

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3947392/posts


5 posted on 04/07/2021 2:22:29 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Kevmo

👍😁


6 posted on 04/07/2021 2:25:13 AM PDT by Mark17 (US Air Force, retired. It was a long 20 years. )
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To: gattaca

Yup, need ID to do everything in America except to vote according to the left because one person in America had no ID. The asinine argument very well may kill the dream of the DNC and globalists of the passport if there is a silver lining.


7 posted on 04/07/2021 3:09:42 AM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: gitmo

Considering for some reason more conservatives than lunatic leftists have joined the foolish anti-vaxer ranks, don’t be surprised if the Democrats actually do this.


8 posted on 04/07/2021 3:32:11 AM PDT by phoneman08 (qwiyrqweopigradfdzcm,.dadfjl,dz )
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To: gattaca

Uh, wouldnt’t the passport serve as a form of ID? (having never seen one)


9 posted on 04/07/2021 3:49:30 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: gattaca

And yet the CDC said that people who were Covid POSITIVE could still go to the polls on election day 2020.

This never was about a virus.


10 posted on 04/07/2021 3:50:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: gattaca

For mail in ballots, one need only to check the box to verify you have had the vaccine or were wearing a mask and gloves when you signed the pre filled ballot.


11 posted on 04/07/2021 6:27:29 AM PDT by waredbird
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