The suckers got him!
1 posted on
04/02/2021 11:21:12 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Mess with the octopus, get the tentacle.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sounds like a story made up to explain a profusion of hickies to a jealous girlfriend...
3 posted on
04/02/2021 11:26:42 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Good thing he didn’t have a 7-Up, the UN-Cola!................
4 posted on
04/02/2021 11:26:56 AM PDT by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Is the footage ACTUALLY on yourube?
All I can find are BS “news” sites with announcer voices reading the script and showing stock footage of an octopus and photos of a red neck.
7 posted on
04/02/2021 11:30:39 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
It could be worse - the blue ringed octopus which inhabit Australian waters are small (8 inches max) but pack some of the deadliest neurotoxin venom in the marine world.
8 posted on
04/02/2021 11:31:32 AM PDT by
dainbramaged
(The best bilge pump is a scared man with a bucket.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I’m still trying to figure out what him being a geologist had to do with the story. He wasn’t prospecting on the beach or anything like that...
To: DUMBGRUNT
11 posted on
04/02/2021 11:42:25 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: DUMBGRUNT; Larry Lucido; Gamecock; SaveFerris; Rebelbase
Should have called a Marine Biologist!
13 posted on
04/02/2021 11:44:44 AM PDT by
PROCON
(Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
You cannot fool mother nature
15 posted on
04/02/2021 11:50:37 AM PDT by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Octo says:
“Dude, didn’t I just tell you to get the heck out of here?
I know you heard me.
Okay, Mr. Slow Learner. Allow me to repeat myself,
as I SMACK you upside your head!....Got it now?”
To: DUMBGRUNT
There have actually been a few recorded human deaths from octopuses, or octopi, or octopussies as I prefer.
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To: DUMBGRUNT
19 posted on
04/02/2021 11:55:56 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
20 posted on
04/02/2021 12:00:53 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Silly paparazzi- should’ve realized the octopus was on vacation and left him alone or gone through his agent if he wanted photos or an autograph. Sheesh.
21 posted on
04/02/2021 12:02:43 PM PDT by
normbal
(normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
To: DUMBGRUNT
My understanding is that the octopus is among the most intelligent invertebrates with the best memories of all of them.
22 posted on
04/02/2021 12:04:49 PM PDT by
DMZFrank
To: DUMBGRUNT
Just another belligerent Australian critter, like a “streetgang” of drop bears, a shoal of carnivorous Sulfur crested Cockatoos, or giant mutant killer hornets, a Gigantoatraxids nest, or a bunch of them, called a Megamygalomorphae, that can attack a city.
23 posted on
04/02/2021 12:07:12 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Nebraskans are stealing toilet paper from interstate rest stops." - Newsweek)
To: DUMBGRUNT; Fred Nerks; melsec; Byron_the_Aussie; naturalman1975; SkyDancer; DieHard the Hunter
Australia: home of the world’s deadliest creatures, including baby krakens.
Apparently.
To: DUMBGRUNT
" his preferred treatment for sea animal stings is vinegar" I prefer an olive oil sauté with salt and pepper.
30 posted on
04/02/2021 1:16:55 PM PDT by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He must have tread upon Octopus’s Garden and the octopus lashed out with all eight.
34 posted on
04/02/2021 1:34:12 PM PDT by
libh8er
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