Posted on 03/31/2021 10:51:39 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a classroom.
"OK, Aiden, remember -- if they ask you what your name is, just say, 'No hablo ingles,'" said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. "And don't pick at your fake mustache; it'll fall off. Don't forget your poncho!"
"I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!"
After waving goodbye to the kids, the parents peeled out in their minivans as they experienced their first taste of freedom in over a year-- the kids happily being taught by teachers as the moms went out and got mimosas for brunch.
Unfortunately, the kids do have to sleep in cages with foil blankets now, but the parents say it's a sacrifice well worth making.
Funny again from the Bee.
In the Peter Sellers comedy I Love You, Alice B. Toklas he played a lawyer. One Mexican immigrant family came in claiming injuries in their overloaded truck with probably ten children in back.
In one scene they all came in, one after another, each wearing a cervical collar to look for sympathy.
You’ll get put into one of those plastic COVID-19 containers at a border crossing, and wait for weeks to be processed, and probably die of the Wuhan CCP Red Chinese Flu. No thanks.
I know it’s the bee, but we need to stop using the Left’s language. They’re not illegal immigrants, they are illegal aliens.
Dang! The Bee keeps coming up with stuff that’s too plausible.
They are criminal illegal aliens.
Agreed.
Another funny news from The Bee...
“Maybe we should all “self identify” as illegal immigrants. If anyone can pretend to be whatever gender they want to, why not?”
I wonder if any destitute person has thought of this: renounce your citizenship, leave, and “get caught” sneaking back in! You would probably be better off!
Best reason to learn spanish.
Back in the 60s we were advised to learn Spanish so we could better manage braceros.
Now they say learn Mandarin to understand your future boss.
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