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Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | 3/31/21

Posted on 03/31/2021 10:51:39 AM PDT by Impala64ssa

Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a classroom.

"OK, Aiden, remember -- if they ask you what your name is, just say, 'No hablo ingles,'" said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. "And don't pick at your fake mustache; it'll fall off. Don't forget your poncho!"

"I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!"

After waving goodbye to the kids, the parents peeled out in their minivans as they experienced their first taste of freedom in over a year-- the kids happily being taught by teachers as the moms went out and got mimosas for brunch.

Unfortunately, the kids do have to sleep in cages with foil blankets now, but the parents say it's a sacrifice well worth making.


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; homeschool; immigration; sandiego
Maybe we should all "self identify" as illegal immigrants. If anyone can pretend to be whatever gender they want to, why not?
1 posted on 03/31/2021 10:51:39 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Funny again from the Bee.

In the Peter Sellers comedy I Love You, Alice B. Toklas he played a lawyer. One Mexican immigrant family came in claiming injuries in their overloaded truck with probably ten children in back.

In one scene they all came in, one after another, each wearing a cervical collar to look for sympathy.


2 posted on 03/31/2021 10:57:34 AM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud, harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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To: Impala64ssa

You’ll get put into one of those plastic COVID-19 containers at a border crossing, and wait for weeks to be processed, and probably die of the Wuhan CCP Red Chinese Flu. No thanks.


3 posted on 03/31/2021 10:58:59 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
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To: Impala64ssa

I know it’s the bee, but we need to stop using the Left’s language. They’re not illegal immigrants, they are illegal aliens.


4 posted on 03/31/2021 11:03:57 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Dang! The Bee keeps coming up with stuff that’s too plausible.


5 posted on 03/31/2021 11:37:18 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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To: EvilCapitalist
"...they are illegal aliens."

They are criminal illegal aliens.

6 posted on 03/31/2021 11:38:10 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Agreed.


7 posted on 03/31/2021 11:38:29 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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To: Impala64ssa

Another funny news from The Bee...


8 posted on 03/31/2021 12:06:59 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
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To: Impala64ssa

“Maybe we should all “self identify” as illegal immigrants. If anyone can pretend to be whatever gender they want to, why not?”

I wonder if any destitute person has thought of this: renounce your citizenship, leave, and “get caught” sneaking back in! You would probably be better off!


9 posted on 03/31/2021 12:22:59 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: Impala64ssa
Some "Banditos" arriving for school...


10 posted on 03/31/2021 1:37:34 PM PDT by Alas Babylon! ("You, the American people, are my only special interest." --President Donald J. Trump)
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To: Impala64ssa

Best reason to learn spanish.


11 posted on 03/31/2021 2:39:07 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: fruser1

Back in the 60s we were advised to learn Spanish so we could better manage braceros.

Now they say learn Mandarin to understand your future boss.


12 posted on 03/31/2021 2:41:54 PM PDT by nascarnation
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