Oh hell, I do all that in my recliner. I'm good.
Too funny! Reminds me of a joke..
Three old men were sitting on the porch of the facility where they lived.
The first man said, “I just wish I could take a healthy pee again.”
The second man said, “I just wish I could take a healthy poop again.”
The third man said,”I don’t have those problems. Every morning I take a healthy pee at 7 and a healthy poop at 9. I just wish I would wake up before noon.”
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I have told my wife and others from my experiences with older adults that for most the day comes when your home does not fit you anymore. Bathroom is small, steps up or down, and even opening the blankety blank packaging that most of the food products are in is a problem.
EEEEwwww