Too funny! Reminds me of a joke..
Three old men were sitting on the porch of the facility where they lived.
The first man said, “I just wish I could take a healthy pee again.”
The second man said, “I just wish I could take a healthy poop again.”
The third man said,”I don’t have those problems. Every morning I take a healthy pee at 7 and a healthy poop at 9. I just wish I would wake up before noon.”
Ouch!