[Steely Tom]

White stuff on my nose!

[xzins]

Is this for real?

[Dilbert San Diego]

Do they have a good union?

[Rebelbase]

That's a lot of dough. Not to mention the non-financial benefits.

[Meatspace]

All that cash probably goes to various child support payments.

[freefdny]

Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me “Get on the ball!”
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What’s she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach

I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)
I, I, I want to guard your life
I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I’m getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I’ll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I’ll make more moves than Allied Van Lines

I want to be a lifeguard. Blotto

[cuban leaf]

[blueunicorn6]

I went into a lake one time to save an adolescent boy.

Dang near killed me.

I had to fight with him in the water to save him.

I don’t know what the right wage is in comparison to Soldiers and police and so forth.

But saving drowning people is a hard and dangerous job.

[Vaduz]

It’s only money nothing taxes can’t cure.