Ridiculously Weird Romantic Profile Pictures From Russian Dating Sites

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[mylife]

Lonely people all over the world have been known to go extreme lengths to find true love, but these awkwardly funny Russian dating site profile pictures show just how far some of these people will really go.

[mylife]

I wont post the pics here, but I just cancelled the mail order bride..

[mylife]

Pingaroonie

[dfwgator]

Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.

[Army Air Corps]

Those were, well, they were, uh, how shall I say this? They were different. Yes, they were different.

[mylife]

Ok maybe one pic...

[AppyPappy]

One of my friend’s bought a Russian bride. Imagine her surprise at how much American men were willing to pay for sex. She was making a good income when my friend figured it out.

[newfreep]

I don't get it....and she's relatively attractive.

[Army Air Corps]

GMTA - you are Pinging the Judge of that which is Hittable.

[mylife]

And they say Americans are crazy!!!

[Army Air Corps]

At least that gal on the right can hold an axe. After a few winters of splitting wood on the homestead, she’ll develop those biceps.

[Army Air Corps]

Perhaps she is showcasing her clean throne - a demonstration of her domestic prowess.

[mylife]

I had a friend that “engaged” on via mail.

100’s of thousands of dollars later he is weeping alone...

[ConservativeMind]

I was left slightly disturbed after viewing those.

The only cute lady I saw was still sitting on a toilet with cleaning supplies nearby.

The guys, well, I’ll let the ladies speak to, but I can’t imagine they will find much success.

[\/\/ayne]

I might introduce Axe Girl to an enemy.

[newfreep]

Reminds me when my wife and I moved to Hollywood after my freshman year at UofCincinnati.

One Sat afternoon, the clock radio sitting atop the refrigerator, was tuned to KHJ.

I kept hearing these new songs and the “DJ” was explaining what the song was about or what was happening in the studio.

The record? The “White Album”
The DJ? George Harrison

A week later I bought the album, with the embossed serial number, at a record shop on Sunset.

[MHGinTN]

LOL ... mama would shoot you quick for that admission.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She only wants to axe a question.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, her arms are a tad skinny, so your enemy may die a rather slow, painful death. If that is your goal, then, buddy, you are in luck.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Zoykes, Shaggy!

[AppyPappy]

Oh yeah, I know some of those. A fool and his money.

One of my friend’s got into an online relationship with a “Countess”. They went round and round trying to get money from each other. So you had a guy in Africa trying to get money from a homeless guy in San Diego and vise-versa. The conversations were pretty funny.