That is not satire.
Ouch.
Teaching them a trade!
Will they have to give blood for the next batch of “Satan” shoes?
I fell for that until I saw the source.
I read with big explanation in my head...Then I saw it...The BEE
Nike could send them to China to help pick cotton.
I always get the Babylon Bee and Sacramento Bee confused. ;-)
Donald Trump Jr. had a scathing critique of the athletic company Nike after it decided to pull a sneaker bearing a flag used during the American Revolution.
Instead of using that older version of the American flag, Trump Jr. suggested Nike should unveil a communist-style shoe looking similar to the hammer-and-sickle logo of the former Soviet Union.
"If the Betsy Ross Flag, the flag of the American Revolution, is too offensive for Nike to commemorate The 4th of July maybe Nike should go with this... seems to be more in line with their views," Trump Jr. tweeted on Wednesday.
His attack came as Nike faced mounting criticism over its decision to halt the release of a shoe that had the Betsy Ross flag because it could "unintentionally offend" people.
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“'History!' Kaepernick wrote on Instagram Oct. 15 [2015], when he marked 50 years since the Black Panther Party was founded.
Kaepernick has posted 170 photos or videos on his Instagram account in the four years since he created it. Most of his first 128 posts were pics of him in football gear, publicity photos or shots taken with friends.
But 31 of his last 42 posts have strong social justice connotations, often featuring quotes from radical Nation of Islam leader [communist] Malcolm X, Black Panthers founder Huey Newton and cop killer Assata Shakur [aka, communist-revolutionary JoAnne Chesimard]
During a Sunday news conference about the flag flap, Kaepernick dressed in a black hat with a large, white “X” and a T-shirt that featured photos of Cuban despot Fidel Castro and Malcolm X.”
Nail, Hammer.
I get it that it’s the Babylon Bee, but couldn’t it work because Nike makes sneakers and people who come in illegally across the border out of sight are sneakers? Sounded funny when I started to post. Maybe not.
Chance here to hurt Nike, so I’ll take it.
Nike had been accused of using sweatshops since the 1970s but it was only in 1991, when activist Jeff Ballinger published a report detailing the low wages and poor working conditions in Nike’s Indonesian factories, that the sportswear brand came under fire.Aug 14, 2020 article
How about the Lil F@g sneakers with the drop of Chinese sweatshop blood? Maybe Karamela will wear a fresh pair...
It’s only funny, and sad, because it’s true. How in the hell can any business get away with this? But you know, the little check mark next to the BLM insignia looks perfectly natural on athletes’ uniforms.
Thank you for not putting a satire tag in the title.
Much more fun!!!!
“The Bee does it again.”
This is one of the best Bee stings ever. Utter destruction.
They’ll even throw in a special pair of sneakers for the first 666 arrivals.
Once in a while an erudite FReeper comes up with a line that is truly satirical and outstanding.
The writers at Babylon Bee do it everyday. And this story about ‘woke’ NIKE housing the illegals of the world is one their best.