Posted on 03/27/2021 5:25:47 AM PDT by COBOL2Java

Earle Gustavas Stevens, 69, was arrested two weeks ago for driving his Mercury Grand Marquis while under the influence.
The Vero Beach resident was nabbed after a driver called 911 to report that Stevens’s car repeatedly tapped her bumper while they were in a McDonald’s drive-thru lane.
When a sheriff’s deputy contacted Stevens, he reeked of alcohol, was slurring his words, and had ”red and glossy” eyes.
A bottle of Jim Beam sat in Steven's passenger seat.
Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens said "No" but explained that he was enjoying the bourbon" at stop signs.”
The deputy elaborated: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”
Stevens failed a series of field sobriety tests and was arrested when a breath test revealed his blood alcohol content was nearly twice the legal limit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Grey_(tea)
Lady Grey differs from Earl Grey in that it contains additional lemon peel and orange peel.
Springsteen did it, failed field sobriety test.
Found a judge willing to suck his Dickel, no prob., all a mix-up, this drunk was born to run...like a sewer rat.
definitely spirits!
He wasn’t weaving all over the road, he was just trying to avoid hitting that tree that was hanging from his rearview mirror.
Lady Grey differs from Earl Grey in that it contains additional lemon peel and orange peel.
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Thanks, I will be looking for Lady Grey.
Lol, my grandmother used to make them from rum but after she discovered Tennessee Bourbon she started using that and never went back to rum. These take 1/2 a cup of Jim Beam per batch.
Typical responce from a” FR Karen”
Jim they said a bad word,Jim my feelings were hurt,Jim they are a “Newbie”I ve been here longer, cancel them Jim.
Woops has Cancel Culture infiltrated FR.Yup !
LoL

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