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Day 380 of 15 Days to “Flatten the Curve” – Year 2, Week 2: “Curve the Fat Day” Edition
Vanity | March 26, 2021 | Me

Posted on 03/26/2021 3:46:32 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat

Today marks a full year plus 2 weeks since the institution of the infamous “Flatten the Curve,” AKA The Deep State’s Plot to Drive Us Crazy, Make Us Stupid, and Take Over the World (in order to make the world safe for China to take it over).

15 days, they told us, for 15 days/roughly two weeks we need to work from home, close non-essential business, cancel concerts, baby showers, cat shows, etc., yada, yada, you know “the thing” (to show my solidarity with a certain awe-inspiring president) in order to give hospitals a chance to gear up for huge, terrible, overwhelming waves of ‘rona patients.

15 days.

Instead, 15 days has now become 380 days.

Today is “National ‘Name Your Own Day’ Day.” Seriously, it really is.

So I am proclaiming today, the end of the first set of 15 days from the one-year anniversary of Operation Curve Flattening “Curve the Fat Day.”

I feel this is necessary in light of all the evidence that people of greater girth have a harder time with the ‘rona, yet the rest of us must suffer with lockdowns, mask mandates, harangues from relatives about getting the vax, etc.

Krispy Kreme is giving out free donuts to anyone who can prove they were vaccinated. I heard that this is unlimited, but I have not checked into it since I yearn for a donut from Krispy Kreme about about once every five years. Then when I have one I immediately remember why I never get them and throw half of it out.

I am going to celebrate today by having some grilled shrimp and veggies and some dark chocolate and red wine for dessert.


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So this guy I work with had said a month ago he was not planning on getting the vax until June or so until he saw how others reacted to it. Today he said that he was scheduled to take his second dose of one of the 2-dose vaxes next week. He is excited to get it so he can get his donuts from the Krispy Kreme that is down the street from him.

If I had to guess, he weighs about 375.

1 posted on 03/26/2021 3:46:32 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat
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I wish I could have retired this thread series, but talk of all these new, horrible variants is heating up. Merkle wanted to impose another lockdown in Germany, but I guess she was beaten back a bit on this by the public protests there.

I wish people here would hold big pubic protests. I hate that we are being shown up by the German people on this.

In Italy, supposedly very Catholic Italy, strict lockdowns in some provinces will mean people cannot go to Easter mass.

I really can’t say that I am surprised. It is, after, all a conspiracy whether some of you want to acknowledge it or not.

2 posted on 03/26/2021 3:48:59 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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It should NEVER have been shutting down "non-essential" businesses.

It SHOULD have been quarantine the sick, protect the vulnerable, and everyone else live as normal and go to work.

This COVID crap has been a godsend to the leftist wet dream of wiping out small businesses (conservatives) and make people dependent on government handouts, and to launch the greatest wealth transfer from the middle class to the rich and ruling class.

3 posted on 03/26/2021 3:51:52 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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The Chubby Michigan Medusa aka Wretched Hitler still hasn’t flattened her curves. She could pass as Rocket Man’s kin.


4 posted on 03/26/2021 3:58:12 PM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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I looked at the curves. The sharp curve, and the “flat” curve. Both had the same volume! So both represented the same number of hospitalizations! So flattening the curve didn’t cut down on hospitalizations.


5 posted on 03/26/2021 4:13:05 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The nation is in the grips of incurable hysterical insanity, as usual.)
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It is, after, all a conspiracy whether some of you want to acknowledge it or not.

scamdemic, plannedemic
Arizona just dropped the mask mandates. Woo! Hoo! However, big business is not ready to give up on the diabolical silliness. And Tucson's flaming commie mayor is POd. She has enjoyed her run of tyranny.

6 posted on 03/26/2021 4:43:28 PM PDT by SisterK (Let the King of my heart Be the fire inside my veins)
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I wish people here would hold big pubic protests. I hate that we are being shown up by the German people on this.


I don’t! And are the German people doing that, really?

“Public” protests, perhaps.... ;-) ;-) ;-)


7 posted on 03/26/2021 4:46:12 PM PDT by 17strings (If you've posted a good meme or cat .gif, chances are I've stolen it!)
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Oops. My eyes are goopy today because my sinuses are a mess.


8 posted on 03/26/2021 4:58:06 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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Just teasin’ ya! (And I know all about messy sinuses, unfortunately.)


9 posted on 03/26/2021 5:22:18 PM PDT by 17strings (If you've posted a good meme or cat .gif, chances are I've stolen it!)
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