Posted on 03/26/2021 3:46:32 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat
Today marks a full year plus 2 weeks since the institution of the infamous “Flatten the Curve,” AKA The Deep State’s Plot to Drive Us Crazy, Make Us Stupid, and Take Over the World (in order to make the world safe for China to take it over).
15 days, they told us, for 15 days/roughly two weeks we need to work from home, close non-essential business, cancel concerts, baby showers, cat shows, etc., yada, yada, you know “the thing” (to show my solidarity with a certain awe-inspiring president) in order to give hospitals a chance to gear up for huge, terrible, overwhelming waves of ‘rona patients.
15 days.
Instead, 15 days has now become 380 days.
Today is “National ‘Name Your Own Day’ Day.” Seriously, it really is.
So I am proclaiming today, the end of the first set of 15 days from the one-year anniversary of Operation Curve Flattening “Curve the Fat Day.”
I feel this is necessary in light of all the evidence that people of greater girth have a harder time with the ‘rona, yet the rest of us must suffer with lockdowns, mask mandates, harangues from relatives about getting the vax, etc.
Krispy Kreme is giving out free donuts to anyone who can prove they were vaccinated. I heard that this is unlimited, but I have not checked into it since I yearn for a donut from Krispy Kreme about about once every five years. Then when I have one I immediately remember why I never get them and throw half of it out.
I am going to celebrate today by having some grilled shrimp and veggies and some dark chocolate and red wine for dessert.
If I had to guess, he weighs about 375.
I wish people here would hold big pubic protests. I hate that we are being shown up by the German people on this.
In Italy, supposedly very Catholic Italy, strict lockdowns in some provinces will mean people cannot go to Easter mass.
I really can’t say that I am surprised. It is, after, all a conspiracy whether some of you want to acknowledge it or not.
It SHOULD have been quarantine the sick, protect the vulnerable, and everyone else live as normal and go to work.
This COVID crap has been a godsend to the leftist wet dream of wiping out small businesses (conservatives) and make people dependent on government handouts, and to launch the greatest wealth transfer from the middle class to the rich and ruling class.
The Chubby Michigan Medusa aka Wretched Hitler still hasn’t flattened her curves. She could pass as Rocket Man’s kin.
I looked at the curves. The sharp curve, and the “flat” curve. Both had the same volume! So both represented the same number of hospitalizations! So flattening the curve didn’t cut down on hospitalizations.
scamdemic, plannedemic
Arizona just dropped the mask mandates. Woo! Hoo! However, big business is not ready to give up on the diabolical silliness. And Tucson's flaming commie mayor is POd. She has enjoyed her run of tyranny.
I wish people here would hold big pubic protests. I hate that we are being shown up by the German people on this.
“Public” protests, perhaps.... ;-) ;-) ;-)
Oops. My eyes are goopy today because my sinuses are a mess.
Just teasin’ ya! (And I know all about messy sinuses, unfortunately.)
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