Florida woman missing for 20 days found alive, naked, trapped in storm drain

WFLA News ^ | March 24, 2021

[alstewartfan]

Who’da thunk it???

[Allegra]

Her name is Stormy Drainials.

You’re gonna go to hell for that.

[Thommas]

👌

[HandyDandy]

Oftentimes, those amongst us who are bare asssed nekkid are simultaneously frolicking.

[blueplum]

teleportation malfunction?

fell down a manhole and made it to the stormdrain?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I'm sure there's a good explanation for all of this.

And it will probably include drugs and alcohol of various types.

[Jamestown1630]

I think that falls under ‘up to something’ :-)

[going hot]

Usually does, if you get close enough.

[Magnum44]

Meth

[Mogger]

One of the things people do when they get lost in the woods is walk in circles.

Another, sometimes even in the winter, they remove their clothes as they go nuts.

Even experience hunters and woodsmen have been known to do this.

Probably the clothes thing happens in storm drains too.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#11. Del Ray Beach. Maybe she survived on high-class thrown away foods/garbage, plus rats and snakes sushi.

Or, casting for a shot on “Naked and Alone” show.

[Ahithophel]

Naked is all of your clothes OFF Nude is none of your clothes ON

Naked, she offered her honor, and nude, he honored her offer, so all night long it was on her and off her.

[Western Phil]

The clothes thing is occasionally associated with schizophrenic episodes. The individual assumes special powere when (flying, teletransporting, etc.) unhindered by the usual confining restraints. Meth probably does similar things to a person’s brain.