I broke down and went into a Starbucks in Washington DC a few years ago...
Little geeky guy asked if he could help me...
I said I’d like a cup of coffee...
He asked what size?
I said medium...
He said do you mean Grande?
I said no, medium...
He said that’s about the same...
he then asked what flavor?
I said coffee...
he asked well, what do you want in it?
I said coffee...
He then said with a high squeaky voice You, you want just PLAIN COFFEE????
I said never mind and left...
He asked what flavor?
I said coffee...
Yeah, so ridiculous.