Posted on 03/22/2021 1:29:54 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
Yikes. It looks like, for the second time this month, another potato company is in big trouble.
On Friday morning, over fifty grocery store chains have canceled their contract with Lay’s Potato Chips after a horrific racial slur was spotted on one of their bags. It is a long-standing rule that the Glorious American not write the word itself because we are a classy publication and we got in huge trouble last time. Nevertheless, the Lay’s brand, apparently desperate to release their deep-seated racism somewhere, hid the dreadful word after the phrase “Salt & Vi.”
“They were trying to be funny. They thought it would be a riot. And in a very real way, it’s a riot they shall have,” CNN’s Don Lemon said. “We shall take the high road on this one—I mean the high way. Their headquarters are in Casa Grande, Arizona. We’ll take the highway over there and burn it to the ground.”
Biden’s FBI opened an investigation that found the Lay’s company guilty of systematic racism in under three minutes.
“The real work will be about their name. ‘Lays?’ Sounds like an admission of some type of sexual assault,” an FBI agent said. “We don’t believe it was consensual.”
Update: The Federal government has forced Lay’s company to exclusively make white crackers. Also, they have changed their name to ‘Abstainer’s’
Lay’s definitely promotes rape culture but have you considered the name “Hunter?”
It reeks of sexism and inappropriate behavior........
Was it Mr....er...Ms....uh...Potato Head’s fault?
I loved Liddy’s radio show.
The Mandarin word for ‘ that one’s is negah. The word for ‘daddy’ is bah bah. The word for ‘8’ is bah.
One day my wife was walking down the street with her dad saying “no daddy take highway 880 ,daddy, take that one , not highway 680 take that one, daddy.”
They were walking past a group of black people. It sounded like ching ching chong chong nigger bah bah bah nigger ching chong nigger bah bah.
What did the boy potato chip ask the girl potato chip?
Frito Lay?
EWWWWWW....Grosssssss....but funny
I always heard it what did the battery say to the potato chip.
I’m ever ready if your Frito lay
“Dick’s” drive-in (a burger joint) has been a Seattle institution for over 60 years. I wonder when someone is going to go after their 5 or 6 stores.
Saw a pic the other day of a “Dick’s Pizza”.
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