Start 'em young, I say!
Posted on 03/16/2021 11:31:59 AM PDT by xp38
LIMA, OH—As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table.
“The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is to change things so pregnant women and working moms all feel welcome in our quagmires in the Middle East and have opportunities to blow up the locals with depleted uranium shells.”
In addition to the changing table, each new tank will also be slightly larger in order to fit a private lounge for breastfeeding. So far, women in the military love the new components. “It’s really great as a mom to have these additional features,” said Private Lorraine Hodges, though she said the tank isn’t great for small children since it’s “very noisy” and “constantly under attack.” The new tanks should be deployed worldwide very soon, as many hotspots aren’t doing very well since backup troops had to be rerouted to rebut Tucker Carlson on Twitter.
Start 'em young, I say!
ever see the video at #10? 1min-must watch in yer line of work
Its an entirely new level of chaos being inside a tank. Fire jumps out of the cracks in the breech as the recoil of the gun rocks the entire vehicle. The M1 fires ammo with the case made out of explosive so the only thing left inside the turret is the ashtray sized shell base as opposed to the spent and now very hot shell case ejecting back into the turret to bounce around the floor for you to trip over. The smell of cordite is instant and military grade.
Or maybe they’ll e too busy dying from laughter to do anything. Hell, maybe that’s the idea.
Bttt
Did it for 17 years, no better job in earth. Will never forget that smell and the recoil. Life can be good on the range when every round goes center mass.
Hilarious!
Having changed a lot of diapers, I'm pretty sure that would be considered a war crime...
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