Walrus Spotted for the First Time Ever in Ireland

New York Post ^ | March 14, 2021 | Kenneth Garger

[nickcarraway]

A massive walrus was spotted on the shore of western Ireland on Sunday — the first confirmed sighting of the tusked creature in the country, a report said.

The marine mammal was discovered on the rocks along Valentia Island in Kerry, witnesses told the Irish Independent.

SNIP

Marine biologist Kevin Flannery, the director of a local aquarium, told the outlet that Sunday’s discovery, “is the first confirmed sighting of a walrus” in Ireland.

[_longranger81]

I buried the walrus.

[Richard Axtell]

Hey, don’t be bangin’ on the Wall, Russ!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

BEAT me to it by “that MUCH!”

[kaehurowing]

Goo goo g’joob.

[butlerweave]

Wally is lost

[43north]

Why is Stacy Abrams in Ireland?

[antidemoncrat]

“A massive walrus was spotted on the shore of western Ireland on Sunday”

Michael Moore was spotted on the shore of western Ireland on Sunday

There, fixed it

[MachIV]

coo coo cachoo!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Paul McCartney.

[shanover]

Global Covid or something.

[a fool in paradise]

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Was the walrus introduced to Ireland’s two most famous homosexuals; Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael

[Aevery_Freeman]

I agree and the sunspot data support your conclusion...but I hope we are wrong. Could be tough sledding up here.

Then again, maybe Michael Moore is vacationing.

[Beowulf9]

At first the sailors thought it was a mermaid with an overbite.

[daler]

So who is the Egg-man?

[madprof98]

Stacey Abrams on world tour, I see . . .

[Fightin Whitey]

You had to know he would roll ashore someday.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I thought Paul owned a farm in Ireland.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Natl Lampoon did a satire of that song called “Magical Misery Tour”. To this day I can’t see the name of that song without thinking of the parody.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Thanks for posting that. The headline might lose a little pizzazz but would likely be more accurate had it read, “Walrus scientifically documented in Ireland for the first time in recorded history.”

Not only may it have been called other things, it may have been seen by people who didn’t write, way back when. See, we would know so much more about Stonehenge, for example, if its builders had just left written records!