Now that’s disturbing.
I wonder what the person expecting a three headed duckling in the mail got.
“When I gained the courage to go back to the box and dig a little bit further, I noticed it wasn’t just one head, but there were three duckling faces staring back at me.”
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Is a three-headed duck in the mail a message anything like a horse-head in bed?
It’s a duckling. Albeit with three heads....how large can it be? A little creepy maybe...but that would go one the shelf in the family room. Talk about a conversation starter.
Just wait until one of those shows up in the mail.
Must have been born a few miles downstream of a DuPont Chemical Plant.
Pretty soon he’ll get the bill.
What kind of man uses a Pilates ball??
“He figured it was a Pilates ball he’d ordered online”
Somewhere in China, there’s a warehouse worker who doesn’t know the difference between a Pilates ball and a three headed duck.
And we’re supposed to be scared of them?
Why not ask the zoologist if he ever himself or knew of a taxidermist who put together a three-headed duckling?
Well ain’t that just ducky
Sounds like the start of a novel.
Why do I feel like something bad happens next?
And they’re all sold out.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taxidermy-headed-Duckling-Christmas-Mounted/dp/B076SMS3SJ
https://www.etsy.com/listing/558978176/taxidermy-freak-three-headed-yellow
https://www.thestrangeandunusual.com/taxidermy/three-headed-duckling
https://yeoldecuriosityshop.com/products/three-headed-duckling-taxidermy-gaff?variant=396052533
Look around on the internet. Evidently you can buy these things in various online curio shops ranging anywhere from $180-$285. Like a stuffed jackalope. If he didn’t drunk-buy it himself someone probably sent it to him as a joke.
3-headed duckling in the mail
Transgender the hard way.