World's first space HOTEL to begin construction in low Earth orbit in 2025 complete with restaurants, cinemas and rooms for up to 400 guests

Daily Mail ^ | 1 March 2021 | RYAN MORRISON

[amorphous]

Are masks mandated?

Only while you're in the "Air Lock."

[Spktyr]

Well, back then it was angry natives that didn’t actually live in the town and many people in the town did not have guns. The former declined a bit when in the later 1800s the town passed an ordinance requiring all adult males residing there to own and carry arms.

Now it’s natives that actually live in the town, and they’re not actually Native American Indians for the most part. :P

[Candor7]

Fauci will have to go in my place. They will let him aboard if he agrees not to breath, ( grin)

[dfwgator]

“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”

[BobL]

LOL, I wonder if they still have the gun ordnance?

[Spktyr]

Louis Lamour used to write about that point quite a bit. No idea if the ordinance survived any of the Texas Constitution versions, particularly the 1876 one.

[bunkerhill7]

“Space Hookers” movie, sequel to “Spaceballs, which now takes on an entirely new meaning, now coming to a theatre near you, maybe.

[JohnBrowdie]

I thought they did that in plastic bags.

[Spktyr]

Yes, but the purpose of the spaceplanes (really, they’re more like drop pods) is for personnel evacuation, not personal evacuation. :P

[TonyChris]

Space Force already there🖖

[blueplum]

I wonder who sells space hurricane insurance?

[CivilWarBrewing]

Space sex, compliments of SpaceX.. IT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD!

[Libloather]

...and a cinema.

Floating popcorn. Could be fun.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Try the space hotel in “The Fifth Element” - Bruce Willis, Chris Tucker?, Milla Jovanovic, Ian Holms, Gary Oldman

[noiseman]

First Death Star was destroyed by rebel attack. Second Death Star was destroyed by rebel attack. Third Death Star was destroyed by rebel saboteurs. At least, the 3 I remember.”

Third Death Star? Did you think Rogue One was a sequel?

[monkeyshine]

Ah yes of course... amend it to “by cinematic release date”.

[Rinnwald]

Or, do the Capricorn gambit. Set the gravity to “Earth”. Knock people out. When they wake up, ooh we’re in space!

I’m just saying, it would save a lot on infrastructure. They should make me CFO.

[ThunderSleeps]

You know, if I win the lottery between now and then... Nah, I’d rather just blow that money on a lifetime worth of gas for my Harley and spend my days chasing the horizon from a much lower vantage point.

[alexander_busek]

I bet $100 to Free Republic that construction doesn’t start in 2025.

I'll do you one better: Not a single paying overnight guest before 2035.

Regards,

[Fred Nerks]

For the good health of the entire planet, this monumental fake should venture into outer space and stay there.