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In Defense of the Tomato Sandwich If you're a tomato sandwich hater, you're probably making them wrong.
vice ^ | 3/2/2021

Posted on 03/04/2021 6:08:55 AM PST by mylife

There is little to look forward to in the sweatiest days of summer—the days when it feels like you can’t cool down even if you peeled your skin off—except for the pleasure of a peak summer tomato and putting that perfect tomato in a sandwich.

People have many thoughts on how to construct a tomato sandwich, my preference: squishy white bread, lightly toasted; mayo (Hellmann’s is fine with me, though I know fans of Duke’s mayo have strong feelings here); salt and pepper; and thick slices of the plumpest, juiciest tomatoes I can find—the ones you feel tempted to cradle home for fear that they’ll burst en route. This sandwich, it should go without saying, is best eaten over the sink or with an ample supply of paper towels, because if you do it right, it’s messy as hell. I look forward to the scarce few weeks per year when I can eat this sandwich; in my opinion, a November or March tomato is just not good enough to carry something so simple. Luckily, the pro-tomato sandwich coalition has logged onto to defend our maligned icon. As some Twitter users have pointed out, the anti-tomato sandwich sentiments seem like rude digs at the South and to the idea of struggle meals. If the tomato sandwich grosses you out, perhaps the problem isn’t the sandwich itself or even the messy video, but your tomatoes.

Southern Living suggests this treat any time of year, but to really understand the tomato sandwich, I’d suggest setting a reminder for July or August; buying the best, ugliest heirloom tomato you can find; cutting that sucker into slices; then enjoying the experience, drippy mayo and all. If that doesn’t convert you, well, at least you tried it and didn’t just give in to petty Twitter outrage.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Gardening; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: food; gardening; sandwich; tomato; tomatoes; vicesux
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To: mylife

In praise of the homegrown tomato...

My Italian grandfather grew his own tomatoes (in NJ - laugh all you want, something about the soil produces some of the most succulent tomatoes you will ever taste...it’s not called the Garden State for nothing)...Anyway, in the summer he would make a meal of tomatoes (cut up into medium-sized chunks), mixed with a bit of oil and water, add some crushed garlic (not too much), chopped tomatoes, if you like (he never did), a bit of parsley, a dash of oregano. Stir, stir, stir until everything blends, the tomatoes have had a chance to break down a bit to add their juice to the mix...and let sit for a few minutes...Then get the best, crustiest loaf of Italian bread that you can find...tear off a hunk and swirl that bread in the tomato “stew” you’ve created...

I am firmly convinced that this is on the menu in Heaven and my grandfather is the prep cook mixing it together...


21 posted on 03/04/2021 6:28:14 AM PST by MarDav
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To: mylife

Use garlic salt on butter side of grilled cheese. Once cheese is melty, add two thick slices of cold tomatoes. Yum yum eat em up. The combo of hot and cold and melty and juicy with a garlicky toasted Texas Toast. Scrumptious.


22 posted on 03/04/2021 6:28:40 AM PST by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/zNLpfEDliV0)
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To: 1Old Pro

Tomatoes, a bit of frisee greens, mozzarella, balsamic vinaigrette.
Yom


23 posted on 03/04/2021 6:28:45 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

If it is from Vice I am gonna guess that there is hash butter in it.


24 posted on 03/04/2021 6:29:04 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: mylife

>>Good vine ripened tomato’s are Gods gift to us.

Only the rich and connected had them in Soylent Green.


25 posted on 03/04/2021 6:29:51 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: MarDav

My grandfather did the same. Right out of his garden which he used chicken poop for his manure. Boy did that stink. But somehow he’d get tomatoes in upstate NY by July 4th.


26 posted on 03/04/2021 6:30:19 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: MarDav

:)


27 posted on 03/04/2021 6:31:29 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: MarDav

should be chopped onion...you NEED the tomatoes...DUH!


28 posted on 03/04/2021 6:31:33 AM PST by MarDav
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To: Flick Lives

Exactly.

Who would eat just a tomato sandwich? Tomatoes are what you ADD to a sandwich.

What’s next? Eating a Pickle Sandwich? Maybe a Lettuce Sandwich?


29 posted on 03/04/2021 6:32:01 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
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To: 1Old Pro

I don’t want to know what my grandfather used for fertilizer...but I remember the taste...That was a meal we would all have about once a week during the summer months...


30 posted on 03/04/2021 6:33:27 AM PST by MarDav
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To: mylife

“...when they squeeze the juice and seeds out and discard it.”

When I see that, I tell myself that the seeds get under their dentures.


31 posted on 03/04/2021 6:34:03 AM PST by ryderann
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To: MarDav

My grandfather lived near a lake. Every spring, he’d fish for a catfish and he would then rototill in his garden. He grew the biggest vegetables ever. Like foot-long carrots that were 5” circumference.


32 posted on 03/04/2021 6:35:07 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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To: mylife

No, it’s probably because I hate tomatoes.


33 posted on 03/04/2021 6:35:33 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: mylife

As a kid garden fresh tomato sandwiches were eaten on the back porch steps, legs spread wide, leaning forward and getting down to work. As we became older and more civilized we were allowed tomato sandwiches indoors...over the sink after we acquired the necessary height.
;>)


34 posted on 03/04/2021 6:35:54 AM PST by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Jonty30

Back in the 80’s, I lived out in the Michiana area in the midwest one glorious year. On our first trip to a Kroger Supermarket we noticed the size of the vegetables...my friend simply said, “Food of the gods!”

And now, the produce aisle is filled with scrawny, picked too early, tasteless...I don’t know what to call it.


35 posted on 03/04/2021 6:39:18 AM PST by MarDav
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To: mylife

Mayonnaise is overrated.

Substitute a thin layer of cream cheese. Add lots of pepper. I’d pay $25 to eat one right now.


36 posted on 03/04/2021 6:42:09 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Jonty30

My Dad would go fishing almost every day when weather permitted, any carp went into the garden.


37 posted on 03/04/2021 6:43:45 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: mylife

White bread, smeared with mayo, ripe tomato slices, sprinkle of salt and pepper, dash of tabasco, onion slices, slice of mild cheddar and top with another slice of mayoed white bread. Serve with Lays original chips and an ice cold Coke.

Yeah baby!


38 posted on 03/04/2021 6:46:23 AM PST by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Maybe a Lettuce Sandwich?”

Don’t knock it. I have wild creasy greens that come out in late winter. I put a handful of them on buttered bread. Wonderful!. I do that with chickweed too.


39 posted on 03/04/2021 6:46:37 AM PST by ryderann
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To: Flick Lives

...and leave off the tomato.


40 posted on 03/04/2021 6:47:47 AM PST by Mr. Lucky
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