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Be Quiet in the Library
email from friend | 3/3/2021 | unknown

Posted on 03/03/2021 3:27:15 AM PST by sodpoodle

No loud talking in the library! PLS! It is best to whisper!!

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: hush
My last thread got pulled. I may have to stop with the humor!
1 posted on 03/03/2021 3:27:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Please don’t stop! Please don’t stop!


2 posted on 03/03/2021 3:30:20 AM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: Eleutheria5

Bill Clinton to Monica????


3 posted on 03/03/2021 3:33:15 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

One can only speculate.


4 posted on 03/03/2021 4:11:04 AM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: sodpoodle

Andrew was looking for a quiet place in a crowded........


5 posted on 03/03/2021 4:19:11 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

Bill Clinton to Monica: “I studied law, and I know how to screw people”.


6 posted on 03/03/2021 4:26:18 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Sacajaweau; Liz

We should write our own Biden jokes. So much material, so little time!!!


7 posted on 03/03/2021 4:32:55 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle
sod...we'd all get banned.

Love Ya...Sac

8 posted on 03/03/2021 4:36:43 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Liz

Oh I have such a good comeback for this...but I just can’t do it.


9 posted on 03/03/2021 4:37:58 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

I believe I saw something similar in a Maverick episode...


10 posted on 03/03/2021 4:45:55 AM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: Sacajaweau

Oh....go ahead.


11 posted on 03/03/2021 4:46:18 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: sodpoodle

Never, ever give up. Just keep it within the borders of clean humor.


12 posted on 03/03/2021 5:24:34 AM PST by Tudorfly (All things are possible within the will of God.)
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To: sodpoodle

That was suppose to be humorous? I thought it was just one of the stories from a librarian that really happened. Things like that happened a lot in the library where I worked. Reality is much funnier than just stories :D


13 posted on 03/03/2021 6:26:09 AM PST by Conan the Librarian
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To: sodpoodle
sodpoodle, you brighten up my day !

Keep up the good work !

14 posted on 03/03/2021 8:03:39 AM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt
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