Apart from anything else, how gay do you have to be to be Lady Gaga’s dog walker?
Sounds like a targeted dognapping.
Question: what’s the lowest ransom that Gaga can refuse to pay without getting cancelled as a dog-hater?
French Bulldogs. How did I know?
Was the dog walker wearing panda eyes?
She’s offered 500k reward to the return of the dogs, no questions asked. She didn’t say anything about the dog walker. Classic Hollywood.
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I’m reminded of the charge that PETA has been kidnapping and killing people’s pets. Snopes deals with this in an interesting way admitting that PETA associates have done this and also saying “PETA workers do not routinely lure pets away from families for the sole purpose of euthanizing the animals.”
The routinely is the wiggle word. It steps back from simply stating that it is not PETA’s policy (so those doing so are violating same) and instead says they don’t routinely to so.
It is in fact a non-denial denial. It should have been easy to flatly say it was not PETA policy, but for some reason they didn’t do so.
I’m guessing the people of Snopes don’t know what PETA’s policy really is (I’m guessing there’s been little disciplinary action to those who stole and killed pets) if this nonsense has gone on enough times to even seem to be a thing, but they didn’t want to act like it is a thing just the same.
Wait...details did NOT include the breeds of the animals, comparative sizes or distinguishing marks but \specifically\ said the employee was white.
C’mon man.
She has a ‘high profile’ in the Hollywood Hills. She owns Frank Zappa’s old house.
Lady GaGa is so ugly,
How ugly is she...her Bodyguard is classified as a Dog Walker.
So that’s at the crossroads of Sierra Bonita and Sunset Blvd. Not a part of town I would expect an entertainer like her to live, so she must’ve been visiting a studio or something.
No description of the perp...I know what that means.
Amish.
I checked out the neighborhood where it happened. Lady Gaga is living below her means. The median price for a home in that area is only $1.8 million. She should move away from that West Hollywood slum and move to a gated community in Calabasas or farther north in Montecito.
what the hell? those little dogs are ugly!!!
At least Ted Cruz’s security guard dogwalker protected his dog.
Something’s not quite right here. I think the dogs were in on it.

No problem. LA DA Gascón is on the case.
I hope her dogs are found. So sorry for her dog walker. I pray he overcomes his injuries. Sad.
I’m shocked that the whole article is about the dogs. Nobody cares about the guy that got shot? The human being? Pretty cold.