Edinburgh Woman Bit Off Man’s Tongue in Street Brawl Before Seagull Swooped Down and Ate It

Monday, 22nd February 2021 ^ | Monday, 22nd February 2021 | Alexander Lawrie

[nickcarraway]

Cat Scot your tongue?

[Secret Agent Man]

Felony assault

Over there though she’ll almsot certainly get off charges because of the vagina card

[George from New England]

Tongue was on the bird’s menu.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Nope, ze zcheagull got it."

[Paladin2]

Blimey,

[Da Coyote]

“Cat Scot your tongue?”

Good one!

[dfwgator]

“You, Flock of Seagulls, know why we’re here?”

[Lazamataz]

She sounds so hot.

[nickcarraway]

Thank you. I’m not as gull-ible as this guy.

[Da Coyote]

Cannot.
Unsee.

[Songcraft]

[mikey_hates_everything]

I hate it when that happens.

[Howie66]

I would think that she “got off” on the whole deal.

[353FMG]

Take a piece of her tongue and give it to him.

A tongue for a tongue

[ValleyofHope]

Ewww!

[algore]

perhaps a better picture ?

[Deaf Smith]

Hard to follow when the writer keeps moving from first names, to last names and so on.

So...this was a fight between a Fake Man and a Fake Woman?

[algore]

TONGUE GOES WHERE?

[Flag_This]

She’s naught but a wee slip of a lass.