Listen! I’ve put on a few pounds during the ‘Plan-Demic’ but you DID NOT need to point out my ‘bulge’ to the rest of the Solar System!
LOL!
No pigs that can paint, but I am raising an Angus/Holstein steer right now. He’ll be in my freezer in 18 more months, if all goes right. His name is ‘Weber,’ as in the grill.
Our previous steers were ‘Dinner’ and ‘Supper.’ ;)
‘We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.’ ~ Oscar Wilde