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Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway
Babylon Bee ^ | January 21st, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/20/2021 3:01:46 PM PST by tbw2

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To: higgmeister

The first version was Whole Foods but my mom offered an improvement.


41 posted on 02/20/2021 4:07:19 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: tbw2

I’m pretty sure that he had to cave-in on one chore - he had to get his own beer from the refrigerator. I mean it took his wife quite awhile to do the shoveling.


42 posted on 02/20/2021 4:11:43 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: tbw2

Now there is one guy who will not be getting any sugar tonight from his wife.


43 posted on 02/20/2021 4:13:38 PM PST by lodi90
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To: IndispensableDestiny

That reminds me of how my husband wound up doing the ironing. I would iron his shirts and handkerchiefs. But, then he’d go back and “touch up” a place or two he thought I missed. Then, he began “touching up” the kids’ clothes. Shoot fire, ain’t no sense the two of ironing the same clothes.


44 posted on 02/20/2021 4:14:30 PM PST by Jemian (AOC ~~ her intellect is only matched by her courage)
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To: Jemian

I do the ironing for my Church clothes. But then I’m a bachelor.


45 posted on 02/20/2021 4:29:58 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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To: tbw2

This is silly!
An only child, I started to help by 8 I am sure. Total responsibility by 12-13 years old.
When I married it was my job. I got up early and shoveled and returned inside to fix breakfast. Then went out to back out the car and warm it up for him. This great man appreciated it and I stayed home for 22 years until the last went off to college.

I wouldn’t trade those years with children and volunteer work for all the money in the world.

May I add that it was Northern NY right on Lake Ontario and 200-300 inch winters were normal. He passed away from a weak heart over 20 years ago but at 85 I am still strong and pushing a lawnmower in warmer climate.

Sorry I have to go. I need a shower before I fix some dinner. I am busy painting the house this week.


46 posted on 02/20/2021 4:36:36 PM PST by 3D-JOY (.)
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To: grame

Your remark about starting habits also applies well to dogs, especially large breeds like Labs and Great Danes, both of whom I have been privileged to be a dog daddy to. It takes only one or two times for a Prescriptive Dog Right to develop.


47 posted on 02/20/2021 4:40:53 PM PST by libstripper
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To: tbw2
He let her did some woman-splaining on how to show the driveway.

48 posted on 02/20/2021 4:43:04 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC )
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To: grame

Check out post 46.
Similar story!


49 posted on 02/20/2021 4:44:48 PM PST by 3D-JOY (.)
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To: patriot torch

Late last year.

Great man and the stories around his wife where wonderful!


50 posted on 02/20/2021 4:48:31 PM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: IndispensableDestiny

My wife grew up on a farm with a family with four daughters (no sons).

She can split wood with an axe—and she is very good at shoveling snow.

It is actually a cool “together time”—and good for a lot of laughs.


51 posted on 02/20/2021 4:59:37 PM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: Eleutheria5

” Real men have to wait for the wife to be in the mood”

My wife is a Vulcan


52 posted on 02/20/2021 4:59:45 PM PST by setter
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To: patriot torch

When we were drowning in medical debt, I often got needed household appliances as Christmas gifts (including a vacuum).

I was grateful for them.


53 posted on 02/20/2021 5:30:39 PM PST by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....)
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To: Sacajaweau

Yes, I know. And it is surprising how many commenters don’t realize that it is parody ...


54 posted on 02/20/2021 6:15:27 PM PST by tbw2
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To: who knows what evil?

So she could wash his car in winter without falling, he said. :)


55 posted on 02/20/2021 7:29:28 PM PST by 4Liberty (Honest GOP can’t use legal options cause Dems use illegal ones (threats). The Robert Creamer Party! )
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To: tbw2

I knew from the title that this was the Bee.

I’m afraid I encourage my husband and son to exhibit toxic masculinity. They mow the lawn, shovel snow, and scrape ice off the car. When I look helpless, they come to assist.

I, um, just never realized how toxic this situation is before.


56 posted on 02/20/2021 8:10:27 PM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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57 posted on 02/20/2021 8:12:25 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: tbw2

That's mighty white of him (as in 'snow').

58 posted on 02/20/2021 8:15:46 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: SamAdams76
Next snowstorm, I think I'll throw on my wife's pink nightgown and start the coffee while she goes out to shovel the snow.

And look out the door and ask "Why are you shoveling? You know it is only going to snow some more!" (as you go back inside for more coffee......)

59 posted on 02/20/2021 11:18:45 PM PST by llevrok (I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 3 weeks)
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To: taterjay

The whole genre wouldn’t have existed without him. Talk shows used to be strictly local.


60 posted on 02/20/2021 11:42:03 PM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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