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The Untold History of Cap'n Crunch
Mashed ^ | May 4, 2020 | Joel Stice

Posted on 02/20/2021 11:08:16 AM PST by SamAdams76

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1 posted on 02/20/2021 11:08:16 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

I love it!
Not good for ya


2 posted on 02/20/2021 11:10:58 AM PST by Muhammy
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To: Muhammy

It’ll rot your teeth out!


3 posted on 02/20/2021 11:11:47 AM PST by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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I thought he was a slave boat captain.


4 posted on 02/20/2021 11:12:15 AM PST by stevio (Drain the Swamp!)
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All I remember from them was the roof of my mouth stalagmites and my breath smelling like a puppys.


5 posted on 02/20/2021 11:12:58 AM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian (Sarcasm. It's my only natural defense against stupidity!)
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Just wait a few months. Quaker Oats will be forced to replace him with some obscure 18th Century African-American world explorer.


6 posted on 02/20/2021 11:15:30 AM PST by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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I prefer frosted cocaine corn flakes.


7 posted on 02/20/2021 11:16:35 AM PST by BipolarBob (Biden/Harris - the regime our Founding fathers warned us about.)
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To: SamAdams76

Mmmm. Box of diabetes.


8 posted on 02/20/2021 11:17:06 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: right way right

And what in the heck are in those Crunch Berries?


9 posted on 02/20/2021 11:19:27 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: SamAdams76

I have no teeth, so no worries


10 posted on 02/20/2021 11:19:28 AM PST by Bob434
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

LOL- Yep-


11 posted on 02/20/2021 11:19:54 AM PST by Bob434
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To: SamAdams76

Give the kids what they want. Birthday cake for breakfast! They want crunch, throw in some lollipops.

I’ll stick to oatmeal.

Sugar is poison.


12 posted on 02/20/2021 11:20:12 AM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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My parents only let us have oatmeal or eggs with a side of bacon or sausage or this ham called “Canadian” bacon. Once in a while we were treated to a sugary cereal like Raisin Bran or Corn Flakes, but only as part of this important nutritious breakfast of eggs.

Oh, and pancakes with bacon or sausage.

I thought my parents hated us at the time, but they loved my brothers and sisters deeply.

13 posted on 02/20/2021 11:22:28 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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... a sugary and crunchy cereal that won't get soggy in milk for over 50 years.

How many preservatives do they put in this stuff?! Start the bowl as a child, and finish it as a middle-aged adult!

14 posted on 02/20/2021 11:23:21 AM PST by mellow velo
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To: SamAdams76

Everything will rot your teeth out if you don’t brush them.


15 posted on 02/20/2021 11:30:14 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: SamAdams76

2600 Hz


16 posted on 02/20/2021 11:30:22 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan. )
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LOL. I was so addicted to these things as a kid I even used them as a topping on ice cream.


17 posted on 02/20/2021 11:31:20 AM PST by Zack Attack
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“Out of all the cereals, Cap’n Crunch is the most time intensive. If you eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, it will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long, and the captain will put a coating of film on your teeth that a wire brush can’t get rid of.”

Jeff Foxworthy


18 posted on 02/20/2021 11:32:42 AM PST by JZelle
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To: right way right

Lactose intolerant? Why not put Coca-Cola on breakfast cereal.


19 posted on 02/20/2021 11:34:52 AM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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To: Sirius Lee

“I thought my parents hated us at the time, but they loved my brothers and sisters deeply.”

They only hated you?


20 posted on 02/20/2021 11:35:25 AM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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