Posted on 02/13/2021 7:23:16 PM PST by nickcarraway
Dinner, flowers and chocolates are now old school.
Chef Benny Se Teo, known for co-founding the popular Western food chain Eighteen Chefs, is now venturing into a different type of business: 'hiring' services for you to impress your girlfriend this Valentine's Day.
In his Facebook post on Wednesday (Feb 10), he uploaded photos of him and a few people, dressed in stereotypical 'gang' attire complete with bloodied 'scars' and gold chains, along with a caption:
"Hey guys ... I am available for hire on 14 February.
You will be on date with your girlfriend ... suddenly i will come and tease her ... you will beat me up to "impress" your girlfriend.
One punch $90 ... kick $120 ... flying kick $150 ... black eye (orr bak kak) $150 ... see blood $200".
His post has since been shared over 4000 times, with many netizens asking for discounts and other 'extra' services, such as reliving popular fighting scenes from Hollywood films or some even asking if he needs a sidekick. His replies were downright hilarious.
Asking for a friend if Chef Benny can perhaps scare aunties instead who are ready to pry into my her personal life.
Uh, ladies, so it this going to work for these wannabe Romeos?
What if you beat up the wrong person?
Wanna Impress Bae? …A Dane might be wondering why and how one would want to impress feces.
Didn’t Ralph Kramden try this?
He must be pretty desperate for money.
It’s a slang term in the U.S., but I think it became passe here already.
I wonder if this works with Amish girls?
He should be careful with that money making idea.
Harry Houdini was an internationally known magician and performer in the 1920’s. He escaped from many unusual and dangerous situations.
But Harry too one risk too many.
On October 24 of 1926 Harry had just finished a performance in Montreal, and was lying on a couch while an art student sketched his portrait. A college student entered the room and asked to test Houdini’s claim that he could absorb any blow to the body above the waist without injury.
The student got approval, then delivered multiple blows to Harry’s stomach, reportedly hitting him at least three times before the magician was able to tighten his abs to protect himself. Harry had ruptured his appendix, and died seven days later on Oct. 31, 1926 at age 52.
Oldie but goodie from 2001.
Guy on eBay auctions it off.
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/buttkicker.html
My cats showed they love me by not spewing, yet, today, although Shannon made a good effort to bite me when I gave her a thyroid pill.
Yes, I was remembering that, too.
I admire Chef Benny’s entrepreneurial spirit, though.
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