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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^
Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith
The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.
We’ve reached epic level stupid.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.
(Excerpt) Read more at en-volve.com ...
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To: Gen.Blather
I’ve been chased out of stores screamed at by multiple people outside and even punched in the face all for not wearing a mask and I’m in Dallas. This shit is out of control. I finally found a church that doesn’t mask or social distance and am excited to be able to go this weekend. I was really getting depressed with the isolation and the idea that I’ll never be able to meet anyone new or go to a church and have fellowship with people outside of of some cultlike mask delusion which I can’t abide.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:05:53 PM PST
by
Sheapdog
(Chew the meat, spit out the bones - Gulagbound - never submit - but to the King of Kings)
To: odawg
78 replies and no pictures of Bobby Peru?
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:06:22 PM PST
by
Atticus
To: A.M. Smith
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:08:09 PM PST
by
Arones
(People say "this is not who we are." Have you not turned on the tv since Memorial Day? -Mark Steyn)
To: Renkluaf
Ah, do they recommend a particular color?
With good taste in mind, we should try to match or blend the Panty Hose with our top garment.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:10:08 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Law & order took the last train out of DC & America on election/coup/night, Tuesday, Nov. 03, 2020!!)
To: madison10
What is this Super Bowl thing you speak of? But seriously, no I didn’t. Did they beat me to the joke?
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:10:17 PM PST
by
wgmalabama
(Tag line for rent. )
To: A.M. Smith
There’s a funny clip out there of a lady being refused entrance into a grocery store because she’s not wearing a mask. She wearing a dress, reaches under, takes her panties off and puts them on her face, and then goes freely in. You can’t make this stuff up!
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:10:49 PM PST
by
Bellflower
(Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
To: mythenjoseph
That will work great next time I walk into a bank or jewelry store.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:10:54 PM PST
by
Lockbar
(Vlad the Impailer had all the answers.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Gorilla glue. I hear it’s the new go to thing for all the smart Yutes.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:11:33 PM PST
by
wgmalabama
(Tag line for rent. )
To: mythenjoseph
Can you provide a link to the CDC in this article? I looked at the en-volve article and couldn’t find a link to the CDC.
Thanks
To: SkyDancer
Except he should be laying flat on his back, passed out!
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:16:50 PM PST
by
Bellflower
(Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
To: GrandmaPatriot
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:18:46 PM PST
by
Arones
(People say "this is not who we are." Have you not turned on the tv since Memorial Day? -Mark Steyn)
To: A.M. Smith
well, they've tried everything else...
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:21:57 PM PST
by
Chode
(Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
To: A.M. Smith
CDC is not recommending. They did a little exploratory research using dummies. Results...They haven’t decided what they want for a result yet. LOL
To: Trumpisourlastchance
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:23:05 PM PST
by
llevrok
(I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 3 weeks)
To: A.M. Smith
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:23:17 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: A.M. Smith
Do they specify if they should be used ones.....just asking!!!!
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:23:53 PM PST
by
ontap
To: A.M. Smith
And here I thought pantyhose were passé. Silly me.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:25:06 PM PST
by
Bellflower
(Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
To: A.M. Smith
Why do I imagine a bunch of CDC people, sitting around a room, hitting a bong, and trying to come up with the most insane ideas?
Maybe they have a pool going
The most insane that gets media attention wins
To: Bellflower
I retired 13 years ago, have worn hose maybe twice since then. But I still have a drawer full of unopened boxes of L’eggs. I knew there was a reason I kept them.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:27:29 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
To: A.M. Smith
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:27:44 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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