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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^

Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith

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To: Gen.Blather

I’ve been chased out of stores screamed at by multiple people outside and even punched in the face all for not wearing a mask and I’m in Dallas. This shit is out of control. I finally found a church that doesn’t mask or social distance and am excited to be able to go this weekend. I was really getting depressed with the isolation and the idea that I’ll never be able to meet anyone new or go to a church and have fellowship with people outside of of some cultlike mask delusion which I can’t abide.


81 posted on 02/12/2021 1:05:53 PM PST by Sheapdog (Chew the meat, spit out the bones - Gulagbound - never submit - but to the King of Kings)
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To: odawg

78 replies and no pictures of Bobby Peru?


82 posted on 02/12/2021 1:06:22 PM PST by Atticus
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To: A.M. Smith
Not a recommendation. It is an observation.

Maximizing Fit for Cloth and Medical Procedure Masks to Improve Performance and Reduce SARS-CoV-2 Transmission and Exposure, 2021

83 posted on 02/12/2021 1:08:09 PM PST by Arones (People say "this is not who we are." Have you not turned on the tv since Memorial Day? -Mark Steyn)
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To: Renkluaf

Ah, do they recommend a particular color?

With good taste in mind, we should try to match or blend the Panty Hose with our top garment.


84 posted on 02/12/2021 1:10:08 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Law & order took the last train out of DC & America on election/coup/night, Tuesday, Nov. 03, 2020!!)
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To: madison10

What is this Super Bowl thing you speak of? But seriously, no I didn’t. Did they beat me to the joke?


85 posted on 02/12/2021 1:10:17 PM PST by wgmalabama (Tag line for rent. )
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To: A.M. Smith

There’s a funny clip out there of a lady being refused entrance into a grocery store because she’s not wearing a mask. She wearing a dress, reaches under, takes her panties off and puts them on her face, and then goes freely in. You can’t make this stuff up!


86 posted on 02/12/2021 1:10:49 PM PST by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
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To: mythenjoseph

That will work great next time I walk into a bank or jewelry store.


87 posted on 02/12/2021 1:10:54 PM PST by Lockbar (Vlad the Impailer had all the answers.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Gorilla glue. I hear it’s the new go to thing for all the smart Yutes.


88 posted on 02/12/2021 1:11:33 PM PST by wgmalabama (Tag line for rent. )
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To: mythenjoseph

Can you provide a link to the CDC in this article? I looked at the en-volve article and couldn’t find a link to the CDC.

Thanks


89 posted on 02/12/2021 1:11:48 PM PST by GrandmaPatriot
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To: SkyDancer

Except he should be laying flat on his back, passed out!


90 posted on 02/12/2021 1:16:50 PM PST by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
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To: GrandmaPatriot
Maximizing Fit for Cloth and Medical Procedure Masks to Improve Performance and Reduce SARS-CoV-2 Transmission and Exposure, 2021
91 posted on 02/12/2021 1:18:46 PM PST by Arones (People say "this is not who we are." Have you not turned on the tv since Memorial Day? -Mark Steyn)
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To: A.M. Smith
well, they've tried everything else...


92 posted on 02/12/2021 1:21:57 PM PST by Chode (Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
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To: A.M. Smith

CDC is not recommending. They did a little exploratory research using dummies. Results...They haven’t decided what they want for a result yet. LOL


93 posted on 02/12/2021 1:22:59 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Trumpisourlastchance

https://youtu.be/ukr3Y3unFhg

From Woody Allen’s film “Bananas”


94 posted on 02/12/2021 1:23:05 PM PST by llevrok (I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 3 weeks)
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To: A.M. Smith

Sounds legit.


95 posted on 02/12/2021 1:23:17 PM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
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To: A.M. Smith

Do they specify if they should be used ones.....just asking!!!!


96 posted on 02/12/2021 1:23:53 PM PST by ontap
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To: A.M. Smith

And here I thought pantyhose were passé. Silly me.


97 posted on 02/12/2021 1:25:06 PM PST by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
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To: A.M. Smith
Why do I imagine a bunch of CDC people, sitting around a room, hitting a bong, and trying to come up with the most insane ideas?

Maybe they have a pool going
The most insane that gets media attention wins
98 posted on 02/12/2021 1:25:29 PM PST by Karma_Sherab
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To: Bellflower

I retired 13 years ago, have worn hose maybe twice since then. But I still have a drawer full of unopened boxes of L’eggs. I knew there was a reason I kept them.


99 posted on 02/12/2021 1:27:29 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
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To: A.M. Smith

New or used pantyhose?


100 posted on 02/12/2021 1:27:44 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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