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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^

Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith

The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.

We’ve reached epic level stupid.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.

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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Great movie.


21 posted on 02/12/2021 12:20:51 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: blueunicorn6

I recommend lefties wear glow in the dark condoms, pulled down snugly to their shoulders. Actually a double layer for extra protection. Remember I spent a nite at a Holiday Inn once a long time ago.


22 posted on 02/12/2021 12:20:53 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: blueunicorn6

Exactly.


23 posted on 02/12/2021 12:21:19 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: A.M. Smith

I’m sure that the vast majority of the physicians in the CDC are competent.

The ones issuing these ‘opinions’ are not.

Sooner or later folks, either we just say ‘hell no’ to them or they will rule. There are far, far, FAR more of us than them.


24 posted on 02/12/2021 12:22:19 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Renkluaf

“Ah, do they recommend a particular color?”

Black, opacque knit support hose


25 posted on 02/12/2021 12:22:40 PM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: A.M. Smith

Cool i love to wear pantie hose on my face and would be made fun of no its cool


26 posted on 02/12/2021 12:22:48 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: A.M. Smith

I had a couple of Israeli employees who would bate a Christian employee. The Christian was a completely honest man to whom the idea of a lie just wasn’t in his makeup. The two Jews would compete to get him to believe the most outrageous things, which they would tell him in apparent sincerity. Then, when he believed them they would get together and howl with laughter. That’s the impression I get from the CDC. One says, “I can get people to wear pantyhose over their head and a mask.” The other says, “I’ll see you the pantyhose and raise it to two masks.” Then, the howl with laughter.

Frankly, I am sick to death of the mask and the mask Karen’s.


27 posted on 02/12/2021 12:23:04 PM PST by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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To: A.M. Smith

I have always been a fan of black sheers . . .


28 posted on 02/12/2021 12:23:14 PM PST by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: Renkluaf

I perfer the used ones


29 posted on 02/12/2021 12:23:18 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: A.M. Smith

Next will be earmuffs. That way when your glasses steam up you won’t be able to nuffin either.


30 posted on 02/12/2021 12:24:24 PM PST by Gahanna Bob
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To: A.M. Smith

another legg to support the madness...


31 posted on 02/12/2021 12:26:07 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: A.M. Smith

My employer recently sent out and posted some “guidance“ on the proper way to wear two masks and also proper mask selection.

They basically saidall those homemade masks Karen made to feel good Are I completely useless. No, who would’ve guessed that, except every conservative here and elsewhere who realize that if the virus can get through an N 95 Or you can see your breath when you exhale while wearing a mask in the cold, it does nothing to stop the virus.


32 posted on 02/12/2021 12:29:02 PM PST by matt04 ( )
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To: mythenjoseph
"DEVO.....now were ALL DEVO"

GREAT catch! I was thinking the same when I first heard this.

"C'mon in Boogie Boy! Have you got the papers the chinaman gave you?" lol

33 posted on 02/12/2021 12:29:50 PM PST by cweese (Hook 'em Horns!!!)
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To: A.M. Smith
"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides."

Which is what we've been saying all along and which should have been obvious to anyone.

And now it sounds like the CDC is trying to turn the whole country into pantyhose fetishists.
34 posted on 02/12/2021 12:29:54 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: A.M. Smith

35 posted on 02/12/2021 12:29:56 PM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: A.M. Smith
How much dumber does this have to get before all the people who believed this COVID b.s., who scolded everyone who questioned the effectiveness of the masks, and the insane authoritarianism of all of the COVID crap, wake up to the reality that they were completely wrong?

"15 days to flatten the curve."

Yeah, now it's "Wear a mask, or two, or three, and a nylon stocking, everywhere, all of the time, including in your own home when anyone who doesn't live there is present, and get the (experimental) shot. But of course, even if you do ALL of that, you're never going to be able to stop wearing the mask, social distancing, and abiding by whatever other stupid b.s. we cram down your throat, forever."

"What's a Bill of Rights"?

36 posted on 02/12/2021 12:30:14 PM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: heavy metal

Take two Ivermectin at the first indication of the Wuhan Virus.

Problem solved. CDC can go obsess about something new.


37 posted on 02/12/2021 12:30:43 PM PST by BrexitBen
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To: A.M. Smith

Didn’t robbers in movies wear pantyhose?


38 posted on 02/12/2021 12:31:04 PM PST by Chgogal (Hey Biden, I am a loyal supporter of the Biden's Banana Republic!)
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To: mythenjoseph

Clean pantyhose? Or “worn yesterday by the woman” pantyhose? Asking for a friend.

And does it make a difference if the pantyhose is worn backwards or forward?

Sheer? Lace? So many questions my friend has!


39 posted on 02/12/2021 12:31:32 PM PST by Tudorfly (All things are possible within the will of God.)
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To: A.M. Smith

I’ve always thought that fishnet stocking were kind of sexy, and now I can justify wearing them myself! /s


40 posted on 02/12/2021 12:31:47 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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