Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith
The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.
We’ve reached epic level stupid.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.
(Excerpt) Read more at en-volve.com ...
if true this is just to further dehumanize us. I was lamenting with a friend that I haven’t gone on a date since this started. All the masks social distancing. You can’t smile at a woman and see if she smiles back at you so you can ask her out for cofveve. We evolved to communicate with our faces. Just marxists being marxists. The human spirit must be crushed.
Because panty hose are sooo effective
Biden goes first, then fauxci, then carmello. Then, I’ll consider it.
Bank robbers rejoice at this latest recommendation from the CDC.
Hmmm. Would a jockstrap work as well, do you think? Maybe they should try that, too.
I prefer to breathe oxygen. I’m weird that way.
I understand they are working on a new “Designer” face mask. Adapted from the old style face mask ,the new plastic model is efficient and guaranteed affective.
Easy to use, just pull the plastic bag over your head, tie the provided sashes and you will soon be worry free of COVID. The new masks will be available pending approval of a board of scientists. /s
Maybe I shouldn’t be giving them any ideas.
So the CDC has inadvertently issued a truthful statement: That masking is ineffective against transmission of a virus ... not just because the virus passes right through most all mask materials, but that untrained maskers have no concept of how to use a mask (short of slapping it on their face or over their beard or without sealing the entire mask/skin contact surface and on and on and on ...
Best. Movie. Ever.
lol
So I walk into this bank, in total compliance to the CDC rules . . .
Where does one stick the dollar bills?
"Rear"? You bad. :-)
Is this the beginning of a run on pantyhose? Where can one purchase pantyhose?
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