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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
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Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith

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To: Slyfox

I mention when I go into a bank or liquor store that this is the first time in history you can go into these places and not get shot.


141 posted on 02/12/2021 2:44:41 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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To: Jane Long

Yes. Haha. I wear gaiters. They look like pretty ladies’ underwear.


142 posted on 02/12/2021 2:46:05 PM PST by madison10
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

EVERY ONE IS BEATING ME TO IT!

“”son, you got a panty on your head”


143 posted on 02/12/2021 2:47:15 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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To: Sheapdog

Gads! I didn’t think you had a mask mandate in Texas, but I guess individual cities do, just as here in Florida. My city has one, but the governor told them they can’t collect the fines and I think enforcement has gone way down because the mayor got ridiculed so much for his bicycle “mask police” busting up an outdoor concert. This for a city where he claims they can’t afford to hire more real police, even though we have one of the highest murder rates in the country (in the black neighborhoods, the rest of the city is fine).

The real problem is the Karens. Nextdoor is full of people having hysterics about some employee in a store not wearing a mask or the suspicion that their neighbors think the whole thing is ridiculous and don’t wear msks outdoors and don’t cross the street to avoid walking by them.

The other problem is the churches. They were never required, even by the city, to close or limit things. But virtually all of them did, including almost all of the Protestant churches and the Catholic diocese, whose bishop shut down everything and then started insisting on masks. However, some of the smaller orthodox Protestant churches and individual orthodox Catholic parishes quietly remained open. I go to a traditional rite mass in a big downtown church, and mask wearing was pretty optional because the bishop doesn’t go out of his way to find out what this small community is doing. And then, guess what...some spy came in and wrote a letter to the bishop complaining about us, so now we get warnings about how we have to have a “face covering” or they’ll shut us down. And none of this is really required.

It’s being “enforced” by crazy Karens (female or male) who are having their moment of glory.


144 posted on 02/12/2021 2:51:21 PM PST by livius
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To: blueunicorn6

Facial masks = Propaganda feedbags.


145 posted on 02/12/2021 2:53:46 PM PST by blackdog (It's a good day to go Ceaucescu. )
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To: A.M. Smith

Son, you got a panty on your head...


146 posted on 02/12/2021 2:54:14 PM PST by Chaguito
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To: A.M. Smith

I’ve seen people wearing all kinds of weird things on their faces and heads. It’s a tiny break in the usual boredom and kinda fun, really. But I’m too cool to wear that stuff, really. Just the mask. Not too hard.

Gentlemen, if you’re wearing a mask, raise your eyebrows up and down real fast at the ladies, like Groucho Marx. ;)


147 posted on 02/12/2021 2:55:33 PM PST by familyop
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To: SkyDancer

Only 12 masks! Question mark how dare he! How dare he! Why does he want me to die? For me to feel safe you must wear at least 27 masks, and to face shields!


148 posted on 02/12/2021 3:04:42 PM PST by matt04 ( )
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To: goodnesswins

I live in the Northeast, and on some days going to work in the morning I see Karen’s out walking, by themselves, wearing masks. It is hilarious to watch as you can see their breath every time they exhale go right through their mask, yet they think that is somehow stopping them from Getting or giving someone a microscopic virus.


149 posted on 02/12/2021 3:06:10 PM PST by matt04 ( )
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To: A.M. Smith

Sign says “must wear mask to enter”, so as soon as I’m in I take it off.


150 posted on 02/12/2021 3:08:25 PM PST by ducdriver (judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta. (Ps. 42))
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Thank you for posting this. One of my faves......


151 posted on 02/12/2021 3:23:07 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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To: Renkluaf

Color does not matter, but you know government. It must be freshly used by a 300 lb sweaty transvestite.**

**sarcasm, but given the way things are going, for how long?


152 posted on 02/12/2021 3:29:23 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Slyfox

“When they force people to wear pantyhose and wear a face mask isn’t that going to defeat their facial recognition software?”

Maybe that is the point. They let the bad guys go anyway, then they can just say we couldn’t get a positive id on antifa...I mean the perps.


153 posted on 02/12/2021 3:31:23 PM PST by LeoTDB69
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
One of the first movies from the Coen brothers...and arguably, their best.

Easily Nick Cage's best movie and Holly Hunter was funny as hell!


154 posted on 02/12/2021 3:33:30 PM PST by newfreep (“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
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To: LeoTDB69
Another thing, maybe it is good that the cdc is stumping for pantyhose over everyone's heads.

That is going to make people really mad to the point of saying - that's it man!

I can't wear a hat without ma whole do going flat.

155 posted on 02/12/2021 3:36:43 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys )
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To: MayflowerMadam

haha - you and me both with a left-over L’eggs collection. But which to will make me look younger? regular, lite, or extra support?


156 posted on 02/12/2021 3:43:49 PM PST by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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To: CheshireTheCat

Will the crotchless ones work? I have trouble breathing😂


157 posted on 02/12/2021 3:50:24 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: blueplum

Fishnet????


158 posted on 02/12/2021 3:50:37 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
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To: A.M. Smith

“Son...you got a panty on your head...”.


159 posted on 02/12/2021 3:51:17 PM PST by Mashood
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To: ducdriver
Sign says “must wear mask to enter”, so as soon as I’m in I take it off.

GMTA...boom....I pull it down as soon as I'm in the store....I've triggered a few karens....I tell them...what's the issue, you're wearing a mask, so what are you afraid of? Their eyes glaze over which gives me enough time to walk far far away from them!

160 posted on 02/12/2021 3:56:05 PM PST by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP)
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