Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith
I mention when I go into a bank or liquor store that this is the first time in history you can go into these places and not get shot.
Yes. Haha. I wear gaiters. They look like pretty ladies’ underwear.
EVERY ONE IS BEATING ME TO IT!
“”son, you got a panty on your head”
Gads! I didn’t think you had a mask mandate in Texas, but I guess individual cities do, just as here in Florida. My city has one, but the governor told them they can’t collect the fines and I think enforcement has gone way down because the mayor got ridiculed so much for his bicycle “mask police” busting up an outdoor concert. This for a city where he claims they can’t afford to hire more real police, even though we have one of the highest murder rates in the country (in the black neighborhoods, the rest of the city is fine).
The real problem is the Karens. Nextdoor is full of people having hysterics about some employee in a store not wearing a mask or the suspicion that their neighbors think the whole thing is ridiculous and don’t wear msks outdoors and don’t cross the street to avoid walking by them.
The other problem is the churches. They were never required, even by the city, to close or limit things. But virtually all of them did, including almost all of the Protestant churches and the Catholic diocese, whose bishop shut down everything and then started insisting on masks. However, some of the smaller orthodox Protestant churches and individual orthodox Catholic parishes quietly remained open. I go to a traditional rite mass in a big downtown church, and mask wearing was pretty optional because the bishop doesn’t go out of his way to find out what this small community is doing. And then, guess what...some spy came in and wrote a letter to the bishop complaining about us, so now we get warnings about how we have to have a “face covering” or they’ll shut us down. And none of this is really required.
It’s being “enforced” by crazy Karens (female or male) who are having their moment of glory.
Facial masks = Propaganda feedbags.
Son, you got a panty on your head...
I’ve seen people wearing all kinds of weird things on their faces and heads. It’s a tiny break in the usual boredom and kinda fun, really. But I’m too cool to wear that stuff, really. Just the mask. Not too hard.
Gentlemen, if you’re wearing a mask, raise your eyebrows up and down real fast at the ladies, like Groucho Marx. ;)
Only 12 masks! Question mark how dare he! How dare he! Why does he want me to die? For me to feel safe you must wear at least 27 masks, and to face shields!
I live in the Northeast, and on some days going to work in the morning I see Karen’s out walking, by themselves, wearing masks. It is hilarious to watch as you can see their breath every time they exhale go right through their mask, yet they think that is somehow stopping them from Getting or giving someone a microscopic virus.
Sign says “must wear mask to enter”, so as soon as I’m in I take it off.
Thank you for posting this. One of my faves......
Color does not matter, but you know government. It must be freshly used by a 300 lb sweaty transvestite.**
**sarcasm, but given the way things are going, for how long?
“When they force people to wear pantyhose and wear a face mask isn’t that going to defeat their facial recognition software?”
Maybe that is the point. They let the bad guys go anyway, then they can just say we couldn’t get a positive id on antifa...I mean the perps.
Easily Nick Cage's best movie and Holly Hunter was funny as hell!
That is going to make people really mad to the point of saying - that's it man!
I can't wear a hat without ma whole do going flat.
haha - you and me both with a left-over L’eggs collection. But which to will make me look younger? regular, lite, or extra support?
Will the crotchless ones work? I have trouble breathing😂
Fishnet????
“Son...you got a panty on your head...”.
GMTA...boom....I pull it down as soon as I'm in the store....I've triggered a few karens....I tell them...what's the issue, you're wearing a mask, so what are you afraid of? Their eyes glaze over which gives me enough time to walk far far away from them!
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